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According to one Iranian cleric it is women wearing revealing clothing that cause earthquakes.
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"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard. -
Yeah, I refuse to read that article as I'm trying to keep my blood pressure down, and I can't afford an overseas trip right now, either.
Make a list of important things to do today.
At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
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Meh, just the same craziness that we get over here. Substitute a different form of "immorality" and a different "punishment".Comment
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And here i thought all my milkshake did was bring boys to the yard.....
Who knew it caused tectonic plates to shift too!
Powerful boobies...Comment
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Mahhh tahhh....Quoth Amina516 View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Although this could head Fratchingward fairly easily, I have to wonder if anyone else considered asking if the Earth moved for him too?
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heh that's what i was thinking...
making the earth moveComment
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With that attitude, I'd be surprised if he gets any.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Thanks to you all... especially Amina... I've had a song playing in my head for the last several hours...
"I feel the earth... move... under my feet"
Make a list of important things to do today.
At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
Now, you'll get at least one thing done todayComment
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(Due to the amount of ranting and Fratching-worthy material in this post, we have decided to edit it down. Below, you will find the approved post that still properly conveys the author's feelings.)
PoopI have a...thing. Wanna see it?Comment
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"I feel the earth... move... under my feet"
I feel the sky tumblin' dooowwnn!Comment
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I had no earthly idea that we were so powerful!
Dull women have immaculate homes.Comment
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Wow, I didn't know I had supernatural powers! Neat!Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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If that is what causes earthquakes then why is Las Vegas still there?"If ignorance is bliss, then I work in Heaven."Comment
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