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Funny story I just remembered from reading another thread.
I work in a BIG hospital. Its nice. They add a lot of things to draw in patients and keep them coming back. Theres a unit where they do colonoscopies (butt scopes!) thats away from the rest of the patient population. Its reallly nice. Marble floors, flat screen TVs, big couches..you get the idea. Also, closed on weekends (for the most part.) and close to the Hospital entrance. There were several doors leading into the place and unfortunately one of them for some reason, had a tendency to not be secured very well.
The issue is, with it being so far out of the way and isolated, random people would sometimes make their way in. On the occasion that staff was there on the weekend, they'd find some less than favorable characters (sleeping, watching TV) that they'd have to call security to go and remove them. You think they'd do something about it on a permanent level, but never did...until this happened....;p /BG
One glorious Saturday morning a hospital Vice President wandered into one of the bathrooms located close to this unit. Upon entering the bathroom, She sees a woman in a short dress @ the sink......washing her vagina furiously. Being of a sensitive personage, she flees and calls security who rushes to the VP's aid. They grab this lady and by some sort of investigation or an other find out this "lady" was indeed a prostitute!! LOL. Not only that, but the area that wasnt locked down very well with the big couches and the TV and etc had been being used by her for her dirty work. Washing her vag in the sink was her morning and after client routine.
Anyone care to guess how long after that it took that area to get completely locked down during non work hours?
I work in a BIG hospital. Its nice. They add a lot of things to draw in patients and keep them coming back. Theres a unit where they do colonoscopies (butt scopes!) thats away from the rest of the patient population. Its reallly nice. Marble floors, flat screen TVs, big couches..you get the idea. Also, closed on weekends (for the most part.) and close to the Hospital entrance. There were several doors leading into the place and unfortunately one of them for some reason, had a tendency to not be secured very well.
The issue is, with it being so far out of the way and isolated, random people would sometimes make their way in. On the occasion that staff was there on the weekend, they'd find some less than favorable characters (sleeping, watching TV) that they'd have to call security to go and remove them. You think they'd do something about it on a permanent level, but never did...until this happened....;p /BG
One glorious Saturday morning a hospital Vice President wandered into one of the bathrooms located close to this unit. Upon entering the bathroom, She sees a woman in a short dress @ the sink......washing her vagina furiously. Being of a sensitive personage, she flees and calls security who rushes to the VP's aid. They grab this lady and by some sort of investigation or an other find out this "lady" was indeed a prostitute!! LOL. Not only that, but the area that wasnt locked down very well with the big couches and the TV and etc had been being used by her for her dirty work. Washing her vag in the sink was her morning and after client routine.
Anyone care to guess how long after that it took that area to get completely locked down during non work hours?
. Crotch critters had to be all over dem thangs.
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