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  • Mixed emotions

    A man and his wife were watching a TV program on the psychological issue of mixed emotions. When it was over, the husband roared "Boy, what a load of BS! There is absolutely nothing anybody could say to me to make me feel both happy and sad at the same time."

    His wife turned to him and said "Out of you and all your guy friends, you have the biggest wang."
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Glad I wasn't drinking anything...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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