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  • A lesson in manners.

    Today I was wandering around in Walgreens, killing time while waiting for the pharmacy to fill my prescription, and got to witness this shining moment of awesomeness:

    The lone cashier on duty is a young guy, maybe 19 or so, who very obviously does not want to be at work. There's a line of ten or twelve people waiting, and the guy is standing at the register, but instead of working, he's just talking on his cell phone, conducting a personal and very trivial conversation.

    In through the door comes a biker. A big biker. A really big biker. I am 6'3" and weigh about 220 lbs. This guy could have rested his chin on my head, and his arms were about as big as my chest. He was huuuuuuuuuge! He was covered in tattoos, had a shaved head, a big long beard, and some facial scars that must have quite a story behind them. In other words, a very scary looking individual. This guy could chase bears out of the woods!

    Big scary biker walks to the back of the line to talk to what I presume was his wife/girlfriend. He asks her what's taking so long.( Even his voice was scary! Think Clint Eastwood crossed with Barry White.) His lady points at the cashier.

    Biker watches the cashier for a few moments, then hulks up to the front of the line. He reads the cashier's name tag, then very gently plucks the cell phone out of the cashier's hand, puts it up to his face and, in his scary voice says "Hi! Tim's working right now. He'll call you back when he's on break." He hands Tim his phone, step off to the side, and Tim, with a very white face and a new-found enthusiasm for his job, begins checking out customers at the speed of light.

  • #2
    Haha, nice. That would have been a fabulous youtube video.
    Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. - exmocaptainmoroni

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    • #3
      I wish Mr. Biker dude would pop into my work every now and then and make my customers behave Wow that kid is a moron. Nobody went for the manager? That kid's behavior is unnacceptable, I'd have been fired if I even dared to talk on my phone or ignore customers. No matter how bad you don't want to be there, you still have to plaster on a fake smile and get it done.

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      • #4
        Kudos to the Biker dude!! I would be fired if I dared doing what the cashier did.
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          How awesome is that!? Go biker dude!

          Sigh. I need a biker dude at my job. But I'd probably just get complaints all day about 'the scary looking psychopath' walking around. He wouldn't even have to DO anything! He could be sitting on a bench reading a romance novel sipping an iced latte and I'd probably STILL get complaints because 'well he's SCARY!!!'
          "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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          • #6
            Biker dudes are awesome. There's this guy at my school who is paraplegic, and he is a straight-up biker guy. Even has a Harley that's been fixed up with a side lift for his wheelchair. He's the school's disability advocate, he sees every problem that goes on at school in terms of things that could cause a problem for those of us on campus who are disabled, and he gets it taken care of. You do *not* mess with this guy if he says something needs to be done. You just do it.
            "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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            • #7
              Quoth LillFilly View Post
              He could be sitting on a bench reading a romance novel sipping an iced latte and I'd probably STILL get complaints because 'well he's SCARY!!!'
              Oy. I get called "scary" from time to time, especially so now that I'm here in Utah. I'm a 5'9" pale, pasty geek with a longish goatee and (typically) geeky t-shirt (wearing ThinkGeeks "I Void Warranties" tshirt today :-D).

              I got a complaint from someone accusing me of being some serial killer type at a coffee shop once, even though I was minding my own business hiding behind some Perl code on my laptop, coffee in hand. fortunately, the employee knew me and told the customer to quit bugging their regulars. I couldn't imagine *ACTUALLY* looking scary around here.

              I couldn't scare a puppy if I wanted to. heh.
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              Me: Gentoo.
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              • #8
                I like biker guys. They're usually big and scary and just fluffy teddy bears at heart.
                But they make great bodyguards.

                Had to ask them for help occasionally when working at C-store and someone weird walked in. They'd stay for a few min and make sure I was ok.

                C
                In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                • #9
                  My 'lil brudder" is like that. Big, covered with tattoos, long hair-brings home little lost kittens. Can diagnose a car problem, on the nose, over the phone.
                  Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Exaspera View Post
                    My 'lil brudder" is like that. Big, covered with tattoos, long hair-brings home little lost kittens. Can diagnose a car problem, on the nose, over the phone.
                    Is he single? (j/k)
                    In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                    She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                    • #11
                      Reason # 5709 why Bikers are awesome.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Cutenoob View Post
                        Is he single? (j/k)
                        Who cares if he's single... can I have his phone number? I just want to talk about cars with him.
                        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Cutenoob View Post
                          Is he single? (j/k)
                          He's on wife #6. Very smart about cars and kitties, just no common sense about womens. *sigh*
                          Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                          • #14
                            I also like this biker dude!

                            But I have to ask, why wasn't any of these 12-13 customers demanding or seeking a manager? And if management is as apathetic as this cashier, it's time to complain to corporate and start avoiding this store.
                            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth bainsidhe View Post

                              But I have to ask, why wasn't any of these 12-13 customers demanding or seeking a manager?
                              I probably should have included that in the story: Several of the customers in line were muttering about a manager, but I'm pretty sure that none of them had acted yet because:

                              1. People always seem to be waiting for someone else to take the lead.
                              2. No one wanted to lose their place in line.

                              The thought occurred to me that I could go find a manager, but only after Mr. Giant Biker did his thing. In retrospect that was kind of sucky on my part, since I could have made myself useful. I wasn't in line, I was just wandering around the aisles. But it was a lot more fun watching the biker handle it than watching a manager would have been, so I guess all's well that ends well.

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