Worth turning up to work

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I was an amused onlooker in this one.

Sales today, I was sat next to a chap I'll denote as being called H. The victim of the piece we'll name as P, what with his name being Phil.

H, during a quiet period, asked P if his phone had bluetooth, and indeed it did. A file was transferred.

P: "I don't know what this is."

H: "It's a sound file - you need to play it."

P: "Hmm, oh, yes, looks like I have to..."

Phone: "The uses of the word 'Fuck'. First as a verb, "I'm going to fuck.""

P: "Uh oh. Hey, how do I turn it off?"

H: "What do you mean?"

Phone: "Second use of the word 'Fuck'..."

P: "I'm serious - I don't know how to turn this off!"

Of course, people were beginning to phone us once more by this point, and P's phone kept going on and on about a very rude word.

Laugh? I nearly bought a round.

He did get it under control before any damage was done, but it made my day.

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[Tiberious]

Now, that wouldn't happen to be a nice history of the word, would it? That is absolutely hilarious.

For reference, here's a YouTube of the flash (looks like a flash movie, anyway). Clearly NSFW, as the F bomb is dropped many, many times.

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Similar to that, but shorter and in a British accent.

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