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So, technically she is my man's sister-in-law. She is hilarious and physically acted out the entire story.
She works as a collections agent that makes the polite calls and takes checks over the phone.
She got Gross Woman.
Her: Well, I am so sorry you had a lot of medical problems lately. If it's more convenient for you, I can take a check over the phone right now and every month until your bill is paid off, if you want.
GW: Honey, I just don't know. I'm all laid up in my bed all day. I done had a lot of surgery and just a twat full of needles all month.
She gets up and laughingly starts fake-inserting needles to her hoochie.
Her: Oh! Well, I can see why that would not be good for sending out bills. Can I take a check over the phone or maybe you promise me you'll send a check out tomorrow?
GW: How I'm gonna send out a check with this twat full of needles? I'M TOO DAMN SORE TO MOVE, girl.
Her: Let's set you up with some payments...
She then acted out how she was holding her face with her hand to keep from laughing out loud, and going to tell her co-workers about it.
Then a hilarious her acting out laughing, typing up that whole call, and trying to listen to that recording while typing and laughing. Everything considered, Twat Needle Lady was nice.
She works as a collections agent that makes the polite calls and takes checks over the phone.
She got Gross Woman.
Her: Well, I am so sorry you had a lot of medical problems lately. If it's more convenient for you, I can take a check over the phone right now and every month until your bill is paid off, if you want.
GW: Honey, I just don't know. I'm all laid up in my bed all day. I done had a lot of surgery and just a twat full of needles all month.
She gets up and laughingly starts fake-inserting needles to her hoochie.
Her: Oh! Well, I can see why that would not be good for sending out bills. Can I take a check over the phone or maybe you promise me you'll send a check out tomorrow?
GW: How I'm gonna send out a check with this twat full of needles? I'M TOO DAMN SORE TO MOVE, girl.
Her: Let's set you up with some payments...
She then acted out how she was holding her face with her hand to keep from laughing out loud, and going to tell her co-workers about it.
Then a hilarious her acting out laughing, typing up that whole call, and trying to listen to that recording while typing and laughing. Everything considered, Twat Needle Lady was nice.
And any post is fairy game.
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