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One of our Cleaners told me this gem; I almost died!
When the male cleaners clean the lady's bathroom they open the door and announce themselves to see if it's empty. If it is they post a sign, block the door and get to work. If it's not, they wait until any females clear-out.
F opened the door and called "Housekeeping, anyone in here?" (His is an obviously male voice)
No answer.
He blocks off the door and walks in, starts to clean, and notices something out of the corner of his eye.
In the last stall, door wide open, is a woman leaning back on the toilet, eyes closed, oblivious, going at it with a realistic 9-inch long dildo. He saw everything!
He jumped back so he couldn't see and yelled "What the h*ll lady!?"
She started, but simply stated "Do what you gotta do honey, I just gotta finish up; I had a rough day!"
He told her in no uncertain terms that him even coming in while a female was in here could get him in serious trouble and was SHE going to pay his unemployment, not to mention what she was doing was better left for the home! In the LEAST she could have closed the stall door! He told her she had exactly 2-minutes to clean herself up and leave before he called Security, and went outside to wait. She left within those 2-minutes and continued on her shopping with a smile on her face!
Now I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!
When the male cleaners clean the lady's bathroom they open the door and announce themselves to see if it's empty. If it is they post a sign, block the door and get to work. If it's not, they wait until any females clear-out.
F opened the door and called "Housekeeping, anyone in here?" (His is an obviously male voice)
No answer.
He blocks off the door and walks in, starts to clean, and notices something out of the corner of his eye.
In the last stall, door wide open, is a woman leaning back on the toilet, eyes closed, oblivious, going at it with a realistic 9-inch long dildo. He saw everything!
He jumped back so he couldn't see and yelled "What the h*ll lady!?"
She started, but simply stated "Do what you gotta do honey, I just gotta finish up; I had a rough day!"
He told her in no uncertain terms that him even coming in while a female was in here could get him in serious trouble and was SHE going to pay his unemployment, not to mention what she was doing was better left for the home! In the LEAST she could have closed the stall door! He told her she had exactly 2-minutes to clean herself up and leave before he called Security, and went outside to wait. She left within those 2-minutes and continued on her shopping with a smile on her face!
Now I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!
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, in that order. Seriously, that's disgusting!
Technically mine's more like 5" (not even that) but if I take it out it's because I'm in a rush and I've left it where family could possibly see it. I don't actually USE IT and I try to keep it covered....
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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