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  • HURRY! THE CROWD NEEDS MORE PBR!

    I'd say this is a Sighting, as these people paid for their tickets like everyone else.

    I went to the Deer Tick show last night. I went alone, so I hung out on the stairs instead of being down on the floor with the rest of the crowd, and I'm very glad I stayed there. The show was going great, and everyone was having a good time, until a couple of drunken cocks decided it was a good idea to hurl open cans of Pabst and Budweiser across the crowd, hitting a few people in the head. Security threw one guy out, but the cans kept flying. One hit the drummer while the band was covering "Takin' Care of Business". He was singing lead vocals on it, too, and after he was hit, he didn't sing another word.

    Finally security threw two more people out, and the beer barrage stopped. After the show let out, I saw a police car on the corner with someone pulled over. Wanna bet one of those drunks tried to drive home?

    BONUS:
    To the couple 10 feet in front of me: It's no problem if you want to make out in public. I can understand how romantic it is, with Dead Confederate having just played a set of really sludgy, depressing songs, and the fine humidity of beer and sweat in the air. The sexual tension is made all the more unbearable when you take into account that you're standing in a puddle of PBR (what is it with hipsters and PBR?) that someone spilled not 2 minutes earlier. The time for romance is now.
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

  • #2
    Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
    (what is it with hipsters and PBR?)
    It's piss cheap. In more ways than one.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      PBR

      I was on a date and he wanted PBR. That was the end of that.
      Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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      • #4
        I may not like the answer....but what is PBR?

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        • #5
          Quoth Brojekk View Post
          I may not like the answer....but what is PBR?


          I will confess to drinking the stuff, but only because I wasn't buying it.

          Free beer--when you're in college it's the only beer that matters!
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Free beer--when you're in college it's the only beer that matters!
            Do not listen to this man. You know how they say there are worse things than death? PBR is one of them.
            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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            • #7
              Quoth Whiskey View Post
              You know how they say there are worse things than death? Olde English 800 is one of them.
              Corrected for accuracy.

              I could at least choke down PBR. Olde English 800? Pukey death.

              And I will not even discuss Camo or Natty Ice, both of which are supposedly worse.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Corrected for accuracy.

                I could at least choke down PBR. Olde English 800? Pukey death.

                And I will not even discuss Camo or Natty Ice, both of which are supposedly worse.
                What are these strange beverages? I know not of Olde English, nor of Camo, nor of Natty Ice, for you see I don't drink hobo urine. [/snooty sarcasm]

                Seriously you can choke down a PBR if it's required, but those three, how in the hell can people drink that and woe betide anyone who dares call it beer when I'm not at work... then again I say the same thing about PBR, Bud, Miller and Coors.

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                • #9
                  Quoth bunnyboy View Post
                  Seriously you can choke down a PBR if it's required, but those three, how in the hell can people drink that and woe betide anyone who dares call it beer when I'm not at work... then again I say the same thing about PBR, Bud, Miller and Coors.
                  Remember where I'm from.

                  Here we do not drink to admire the brewmaster's art. We drink to get wasted. Any swill that serves the purpose will do.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    Bud light lime is drinkable, surprisingly. But a 12pack is 2$ cheaper than blue moon. Might as well get blue moon
                    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Remember where I'm from.

                      Here we do not drink to admire the brewmaster's art. We drink to get wasted. Any swill that serves the purpose will do.
                      that is true, but even then I have to drink something like Red Stripe, ore a Nut Brown Ale, or Guinness to feel anything, it's either that or shotgun the american style beers

                      Quoth Whiskey View Post
                      Bud light lime is drinkable, surprisingly. But a 12pack is 2$ cheaper than blue moon. Might as well get blue moon
                      Mmmmmm Blooooooooo Moon

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Whiskey View Post
                        Might as well get blue moon
                        Especially Harvest Moon, Full Moon, Honey Moon and Rising Moon. I love their seasonal ales.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #13
                          I am not a fan of Honey Moon. I also hate getting attached to seasonal beer. It always leaves me

                          Ever since Skinny Dip, I won't do seasonal beer.
                          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, at the venue, PBR was one of two $3 beers.
                            The other?
                            O'Doul's.

                            "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
                              Yeah, at the venue, PBR was one of two $3 beers.
                              The other?
                              O'Doul's.

                              PBR is 3$???????? I get blue moon at my favorite place for $3.25. Granted, in most bars its like 4-5$.

                              Tacky.
                              Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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