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  • Hey Pizza boy, i'm looking at you ;)

    I ordered pizza. Pedersen can vouch me on that. I hit "cash" online instead of Credit card for some unholy reason. Now I have to call them.

    PH: Hello, can you hold please.
    Me: Sure...

    [holding...]

    PH: How can I help you?
    Me: I just placed an order online and hit cash instead of credit
    PH: Okay can I get your card number
    Me: oh.. oh I have to get it hold on.. *searches for a second* okay. I'm not even going to lie, I'm a bit more than a little drunk at the moment so if you cant understand me, then just ask me to repeat it.
    PH: *laughs* okay..
    Me: My card number is 5555 5555 5555 5555
    PH: and expiration date?
    Me: Oh crap.. uh... 02/15
    PH: Apparently youre not drunk enough, it went through *laughs*
    Me: great!
    PH: itll be there in 45 minutes
    Me: Thank youuuuu.


    Its all Pedersens fault for distracting me.
    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

  • #2
    Quoth Whiskey View Post
    Its all Pedersens fault for distracting me.
    Qapla'!

    I knew I could do it. Thanks for the proof!

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    • #3
      How much did you tip the driver?

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      • #4
        Quoth PizzaTheHut View Post
        How much did you tip the driver?
        I don't recall, as I was surprised to find a pizza in my kitchen this morning. I'll let you know when I get my credit card statement.

        How is this even relevant to the story?
        Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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        • #5
          Just curious.

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          • #6
            I don't see what the tip, if any, matters either.

            It's just a funny story.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth PizzaTheHut View Post
              How much did you tip the driver?
              That's irrelevant and not important at all.

              Moving on...
              Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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              • #8
                Pizza hut is not good pizza. I need to stop ordering from there. Theres another pizza place in town that has crazy delicious pizza. Now, if only, I found a hot wing place that delivers...

                mm.. hot wings..
                Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                • #9
                  We've found a witch. May we burn her?

                  I much prefer Pizza Hut over Dominos "new, improved" pizza. Plus their breadsticks are fucking great.

                  But the best pizza in my town comes from a mom n' pop place.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    I'm not talking dominoes! Both places suck!

                    http://www.extremepizza.com/menu/index.html

                    Tell me that isn't DELICIOUS. Their hot wings are horrible though. Its like they bread them, fry them, bread them again, staple some fat on the outside, then fry them again. ugh.
                    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                    • #11
                      Ummm, no thanks. Except for maybe the Everest, but all that meat could be too much of a good thing.

                      When I order pizza, I only get cheese and pepperoni on it.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        When I order pizza, I only get cheese and pepperoni on it.
                        Speaking of witches.
                        Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                        • #13
                          I only ever get Tops Pizza. Partly cos they do a lovely veggie hot pizza with garlic sauce, but mainly because they are the only ones who can actually find my house.
                          :-)
                          (end of a cul-de-sac in a one-way route..)
                          .. and they are so organised, I ring them up, ask for *meal deal* for delivery, and the response is "Hey Scruff, you're still at *address*, right? And that'll be no onions?".
                          Heck, if I order online and forget to add "no onions" on the order, they ring up to check. Boy do I tip!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth scruff View Post
                            .. and they are so organised, I ring them up, ask for *meal deal* for delivery, and the response is "Hey Scruff, you're still at *address*, right? And that'll be no onions?".
                            My chinese place does this. Love them.
                            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Whiskey View Post
                              http://www.extremepizza.com/menu/index.html

                              Tell me that isn't DELICIOUS. Their hot wings are horrible though. Its like they bread them, fry them, bread them again, staple some fat on the outside, then fry them again. ugh.
                              I can't because the closest one to me is Colorado Springs....

                              This http://www.uppercrustpizza.com/index.html is actually my favorite pizza....except for my own homemade.

                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Ummm, no thanks. Except for maybe the Everest, but all that meat could be too much of a good thing.

                              When I order pizza, I only get cheese and pepperoni on it.
                              Quoth Whiskey View Post
                              Speaking of witches.
                              I was gonna say. Has to have green chile on it at least!

                              I usually wind up with pepperoni, green chile, black olives, and mushrooms.
                              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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