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  • What The Bloody......

    Hell.

    Stopped at Kwik Trip this morning for my usual smokie treats, and there was only one parking spot left open. But I couldn't park there.

    Some was either too stupid to shut his door, or did it on purpose. He was parked too close to one of the parking lines, and with his door open, there was no way of getting in between there without hitting his door.

    The idiot must have been in there for a while, because he walked out just as I was driving away from a GAS PUMP that I had to park by (and I didn't need gas) because there weren't any other spots when I got there.

    Then just to make things more interesting, a convoy of a U-Haul, an SUV, and a smaller Saturn were all blocking most of the exit/entrance into Kwik Trip and were all met up by the U-Haul, probably trying to figure out where they were going or whatever reason they had.

    Anyone driving anything bigger than a car or small truck would not have been able to get in or out. They were still there as I looked back once more before I turned off from the next intersection.
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  • #2
    Get out of your car, shut his door, park, and leave a scathing note ("You're lucky you didn't get your shit stolen, douche").

    That's what I would have done.
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    • #3
      Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
      Get out of your car, shut his door, park, and leave a scathing note ("You're lucky you didn't get your shit stolen, douche").

      That's what I would have done.
      Or... drive as far into the spot as you could and then park your car and go into the store. If the driver can't close his door until you come back..........
      There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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      • #4
        Quoth It's me View Post
        Or... drive as far into the spot as you could and then park your car and go into the store. If the driver can't close his door until you come back..........
        My hat is off to you sir.

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        • #5
          Had a similar incident at a convenience store about a year ago. There were 2 spaces remaining, and I got there just after another customer, who proceeded to park across the line between the 2 spaces (backed in).

          I drive a fairly small car, so with a fair bit of manouvering I was able to park (also backed in) in the 3/4 of a space the lazy idiot left by parking across the line. Naturally, I didn't crowd the person on the other side, so there was roughly 6 inches between me and the SC.

          As I was getting out of my car, SC demanded to know how he was supposed to get into his car due to my being parked so close to him. I asked apologetically if I had parked over the line, looked at the placement of cars relative to the painted lines, said "nope, I'm completely within the space", and headed into the convenience store.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #6
            Quoth It's me View Post
            Or... drive as far into the spot as you could and then park your car and go into the store. If the driver can't close his door until you come back..........
            That would be hilarious and I would pay to see it!
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            • #7
              Quoth wolfie View Post
              As I was getting out of my car, SC demanded to know how he was supposed to get into his car due to my being parked so close to him. I asked apologetically if I had parked over the line, looked at the placement of cars relative to the painted lines, said "nope, I'm completely within the space", and headed into the convenience store.
              Oh, well played!
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