The "annoying chick at the movies" thread reminded me of this.
I was seeing The A-Team with my then boyfriend (whom I will call Knight for in-joke reasons ). We were pretty far back in the theatre, but there were three young men sitting behind us. They were sitting across about ten seats, for some reason. Seriously, there were at least three seats between each of them Did that stop them talking? Fuck no.
Through out the whole damn movie, they shouted comments to one another. You know how annoying it is when people talk the whole way through a movie? Yeah, now imagine those people are sitting apart from one another and have to yell to hear one another. The whole damn movie. FUCK THEM. I seriously loathe people that do this. It sends me into FOAMING RAGE. It's the mindset, I think. "Oh, I don't have to be considerate of others because I'm SPECIAL and BETTER then the lowly poplance." Its why I couldn't use my high school canteen. The line cutters made me so angry I once got into a fight with one. Anyway.
I kept turning to glare at them, and at several points tried to get up to either confront them or get a manager. Knight wouldn't let me, because he was worried about me attacking them I think. Probably because I was growling. He kept literally holding me down.
It really got fun after the movie, however. I glared at them as they walked passed us, and one of them (FINALLY) noticed that they had royally pissed someone off. When Knight and I finally go outside (he made me sit down and calm down first, since I was strangling the air in front of me and ranting about murder) they were waiting for us.
Now, before ya'll start saying I should have been more careful and they could have been dangerous, they really weren't. Two of them looked like they just wanted to leave, and the one who actually confronted us was clearly faking macho. If he'd thrown a punch, a kitten could have taken him down. But anyway, the confrontation went something like this.
ASSHOLE: You got a problem with us?
ME: Yes, of course. You talked through out the entire movie. It was distracting and inconsiderate.
ASSHOLE:
KNIGHT: Oh, Jesus, here we go...
ASSHOLE: So you think your happiness is more important then ours?
ME: NO. The happiness of everyone else in the theatre is more important then yours. You were disturbing everyone, because you are a selfish asshole.
ASSHOLE: We weren't doing anything wrong-
ME: Yes you were. You were talking during a movie, and ruining other people's evenings.
ASSHOLE: (By this point he is backing away and his friends are yelling at him to drop it and leave) Clearly you don't want us to have a good time. You're selfish.
ME: (Okay, I fucked up and started to step forward here. I was ready to hurt this guy. SO MUCH RAGE) Clearly, you are an inconsiderate asshole who doesn't understand personal responsibilty, you selfish-
KNIGHT: (pulling me back as the guy turns and starts to walk away clearly and I go to follow him) Nox, he's leaving. Just forget about it.
ME: SNARLRAGEDEATH
So yeah. Probably would have dissolved into violance if Knight hadn't been there but Asshole would have deserved it. Fucker.
PS: Sorry for rambly ness, I am a little feverish and crazy today.
I was seeing The A-Team with my then boyfriend (whom I will call Knight for in-joke reasons ). We were pretty far back in the theatre, but there were three young men sitting behind us. They were sitting across about ten seats, for some reason. Seriously, there were at least three seats between each of them Did that stop them talking? Fuck no.
Through out the whole damn movie, they shouted comments to one another. You know how annoying it is when people talk the whole way through a movie? Yeah, now imagine those people are sitting apart from one another and have to yell to hear one another. The whole damn movie. FUCK THEM. I seriously loathe people that do this. It sends me into FOAMING RAGE. It's the mindset, I think. "Oh, I don't have to be considerate of others because I'm SPECIAL and BETTER then the lowly poplance." Its why I couldn't use my high school canteen. The line cutters made me so angry I once got into a fight with one. Anyway.
I kept turning to glare at them, and at several points tried to get up to either confront them or get a manager. Knight wouldn't let me, because he was worried about me attacking them I think. Probably because I was growling. He kept literally holding me down.
It really got fun after the movie, however. I glared at them as they walked passed us, and one of them (FINALLY) noticed that they had royally pissed someone off. When Knight and I finally go outside (he made me sit down and calm down first, since I was strangling the air in front of me and ranting about murder) they were waiting for us.
Now, before ya'll start saying I should have been more careful and they could have been dangerous, they really weren't. Two of them looked like they just wanted to leave, and the one who actually confronted us was clearly faking macho. If he'd thrown a punch, a kitten could have taken him down. But anyway, the confrontation went something like this.
ASSHOLE: You got a problem with us?
ME: Yes, of course. You talked through out the entire movie. It was distracting and inconsiderate.
ASSHOLE:
KNIGHT: Oh, Jesus, here we go...
ASSHOLE: So you think your happiness is more important then ours?
ME: NO. The happiness of everyone else in the theatre is more important then yours. You were disturbing everyone, because you are a selfish asshole.
ASSHOLE: We weren't doing anything wrong-
ME: Yes you were. You were talking during a movie, and ruining other people's evenings.
ASSHOLE: (By this point he is backing away and his friends are yelling at him to drop it and leave) Clearly you don't want us to have a good time. You're selfish.
ME: (Okay, I fucked up and started to step forward here. I was ready to hurt this guy. SO MUCH RAGE) Clearly, you are an inconsiderate asshole who doesn't understand personal responsibilty, you selfish-
KNIGHT: (pulling me back as the guy turns and starts to walk away clearly and I go to follow him) Nox, he's leaving. Just forget about it.
ME: SNARLRAGEDEATH
So yeah. Probably would have dissolved into violance if Knight hadn't been there but Asshole would have deserved it. Fucker.
PS: Sorry for rambly ness, I am a little feverish and crazy today.
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