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  • SURPRISE!!

    This happened Last Night..

    BG: Room 2 is a double room. One patient by the door, one by the window. /bg

    Im at the front desk with another nurse. We're each doing our perspective computer stuff when an extrememely somber couple approach her. The man clears his throat.

    Man: Excuse me. Im looking for the patient in Room 2 window, *Patient name*.
    Other Nurse: Oh, okay, Shes still down in the ER. Theyre waiting for you down there.
    Man: What do you mean?
    ON: Shes downstairs? They need you to sign *paper* and then she'll be brought straight up here
    Man: So, she hasnt been brought up here at all yet?
    ON: No......

    Woman thats with the man, bends her knees and crouches down and lets out an audible sign of relief and then stands... "THANK GOD!!!"

    Me and ON:

    Woman continues: Well, we walked into room 2 and saw the window bed was empty. We asked the patient in 2 door if she knew where *patient name* had gone and she tells us "Oh, she was here for a while but she passed away."

    ON and I:
    Me: Im so sorry. I assure you *patient* is alive. she'll be up shortly, but in the mean time go ahead and make your way to the ER so you can sign *papers*.

    Woman: Omg, thank you so much. *departs*

    Needless to say, when the patient did finally come up, we placed her in a private room.

    Seriously?! WHo does that?!!?! And to top it all...This patient who told them their family member was dead is an old retired, nurse....

  • #2
    Seriously?! Who does that?!!?!
    Somebody with dementia and a bad attitude.
    Make a list of important things to do today.
    At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
    Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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    • #3
      Quoth r2cagle View Post
      Somebody with dementia and a bad attitude.
      Nope to the first.

      Probably to the second.

      She was sweet as pie when I went in there.

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      • #4
        Did the previous occupant of that bed pass away?
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
          Did the previous occupant of that bed pass away?
          No. No one had been there at all during her stay. She just outright lied and almost had these people in pieces.

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          • #6
            Was she a foreigner by any chance?
            Just because it took me some time to realise that "pass away" and "pass by" do definitely NOT mean the same thing.
            FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

            You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)

            ***GK, Sarcastro, Lupo, LingualMonkey, BookBint, Jester, Irv, Hero & Marlowe fan***

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            • #7
              Seems rather clear to me why the patient was a "retired" nurse . . . as in, leave or be sent.

              Or maybe I'm being too harsh . . . the old lady could have a raging case of dementia, which tends to turn nice people into assholes, and assholes into nice people.
              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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              • #8
                LOL!

                Not a foreigner, no signs of dementia/alzheimers.

                Just being a biatch. Plain and simple.

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                • #9
                  Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                  Was she a foreigner by any chance? Just because it took me some time to realise that "pass away" and "pass by" do definitely NOT mean the same thing.
                  Story, please.
                  "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Food Lady View Post
                    Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                    it took me some time to realise that "pass away" and "pass by" do definitely NOT mean the same thing.
                    Story, please.
                    Luckily nothing actually *happened*. I was just reading the paper and there was a story about someone who had suddenly "passed away". Until that day I was not aware of the expression, and if I had heard it I'm sure I would have ass-umed that it meant passed (by and gone) away.
                    Thankfully there was no actual moment of public suckage - just a scary internal "what if" scenario playing
                    FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC

                    You're not a unique snowflake unless you create your own mould (Raps)

                    ***GK, Sarcastro, Lupo, LingualMonkey, BookBint, Jester, Irv, Hero & Marlowe fan***

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