UGH! (gross)

[customersruinmylife]

I was walking back from school, and was just about at my house, when I noticed a delivery truck half parked on the pavement. The truck was from a quite popular supermarket chain in the UK that does home deliveries.

One delivery driver was at the back of the truck, unloading it, while the other was stood at the passenger side door (which was open). I had to squeeze along the gap, and got within about half a metre of the delivery driver who was at the passenger door. I smelled something odd, and then I looked.

He was URINATING in the middle of the pavement!

He didn't even react to me being to close to him. He just stood there, quite happy and relaxed. The only reaction I could think of was to yell "UGH!" to which he didn't react. I got a little bit away from the van, and wrote down the registration plate on my hand, and walked home.

The van left a few minutes later. You could see the puddle he made from my house.

I am so disgusted. This guy was delivering FOOD to people! I understand that being a delivery driver means that they may not get a lot of bathroom breaks, but to go in the middle of a residential neighbourhood, in broad daylight as the schools are finishing? No. No way.

I called their head office, who said they would look into it.

Everytime I think of the smell I gag.

[Amina516]

Oh My God!!!

A food delivery guy in broad daylight on the pavement?! I almost hope he can blame that on alcohol/drugs b/c otherwise he's just a dirty raging douchebag.

Thanks for calling the headoffice.

[Cazzi]

eeeeewwwwwwww
And I'm sat here waiting for the supermarket van to deliver my shopping too

Think I'd better get the mop & bucket out ready!

ETA: Just as I hit post on the above, he pulled up outside

[Merriweather]

He was URINATING in the middle of the pavement!

Just in case all those on the US side of the pond aren't up on their English English to American English translations, who probably pictured the street itself, it's worse than you think.

Pavement = Sidewalk

[blas]

Is there such a thing as a "public urination" fine in the UK?

Around here, it costs $218.00 if you get caught peeing on the streets/sidewalk.

[Whiskey]

Is there such a thing as a "public urination" fine in the UK?

Around here, it costs $218.00 if you get caught peeing on the streets/sidewalk.

US will peg you as a sexual predator for it. Its indecent exposure.

[Amina516]

Around here, it costs $218.00 if you get caught peeing on the streets/sidewalk.

Im scared to ask how you know the exact amount of this fine....

[Mouse]

i assumed it was google-fu

[blas]

Never got caught. Lord knows, back in my drinking days if it got to be too late to go pee at the bar, I'd just pull my panties down to my ankles, hike the skirt up and pop a squat around some parked cars, or I'd go hide in amongst some trees.

I know because it's the most popular citation issued to males on Friday and Saturday nights around here. Guys just have a bad habbit of whipping it out any old place.

[Sparky]

Joke:

American couple are walking down a street in Germany. They pass a man urinating into the gutter. The woman says, "Gross!" The German man replies, "Danke!"

[BeeMused]

Joke:

American couple are walking down a street in Germany. They pass a man urinating into the gutter. The woman says, "Gross!" The German man replies, "Danke!"

OUCH!

[AccountingDrone]

Joke:

American couple are walking down a street in Germany. They pass a man urinating into the gutter. The woman says, "Gross!" The German man replies, "Danke!"

[LillFilly]

We catch people every so often urinating on the sides of our building, even though we have plenty of restrooms. They just NEVER seem to think it's a big deal. The fact that we are a place for family's and kids makes the police think otherwise

[Pagan]

Ok, eew, eew, EEW!

But I wish we had grocery delivery services like that here in the US. Especially since I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow and that includes braving Wally World....

[Whiskey]

Ok, eew, eew, EEW!

But I wish we had grocery delivery services like that here in the US. Especially since I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow and that includes braving Wally World....

we do. its usually the higher end stores that do it. Raley's (they go under multiple brands, you might have one) does it.