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    Two different guests were asked to the leave the hotel today. One was a worker for CP, and the other is a local schools new bus driver trainee. Their stories are below.

    I Just want your number!
    Our housekeepers put up with a lot of gross and obscene things left in rooms, but they usually aren't bothered by the guests. Mr. CP was sent back to the hotel because he was 'hurt'. What he actually was, was drunk or headed there.

    He went to his room, stayed there for about an hour, and came back out to bother our housekeeping. "Amber" was training our newest and youngest housekeeper. Guy came out of his room, asked "Amber" for her number and when that didn't work, he asked the trainee for HER number. That also didn't work, so he asked the girls to come to his room, there was a spot they'd missed. "Amber", calling bullshit as she's head housekeeper and KNOWS she didn't miss anything vital, told him no.

    He then told my mom that the housekeeper came onto HIM and he wanted her fired. "Amber" Has been married for 13 years. She and her hubby still act like newlyweds and are happy with each other. So, again, mom called BS, and told him he had to go.

    Here's roses for changing my lightbulb, and chocolate for saying hi to me.
    Okay, the guy's not really sucky. He's just scary. He's tried to give me his fedora hat because I said hello. He's left cake, asked for my number..
    I thankfully, only work two days. So when he didn't see me for a few days, he turned his sights elsewhere.

    Like to Barb. Barb, was called to his room to check a bulb. She fixed it, came back down and started her work again. He came down with 3 roses, and said she was the most beautiful and fantastic lady for fixing his light, could he please take her to dinner, it'd be a treat.

    Barb told him nicely no thank you to dinner, but he pushed the roses over the counter and went to his room. Twenty minutes later, I'm here. Twenty five minutes later, he has chocolate in BIG boxes, for both of us. Neither of us will take it. Box isn't wrapped (And our mommies didn't raise idiots.)

    Barb leaves, and now he's gone too. Mom had Barb tell him he had to go before she left, but Barb at least got to wait til she was off clock. Only bad thing is, now we have the rest of his 'group' here, and one of them, the only lady, is a bitch. I have a bad feeling about this tommorow morning.

    Bonus
    Wow. Guy RUNS to do the door (Yes I saw him RUN) hits the bell and asks to come in and use the phone. I ask if it's an emergency (Cause well, it's kind of need to know) "NO, I gotta call my girl." "Sorry sir, I can't let you in to do that." "I'm disabled! Let me in!" Really, cause you ran pretty damn well to get your ass to my door! There's a push wheelchair he gets into as far away from my door as possible. See, this is why I'm a skeptical little wench.
    And besides, there's a sign right across the street, big and blue that reads "PAY PHONE!" So why are you hitting up a hotel? I'm paranoid dude. Bug off!
    Last edited by superhotelworker; 09-13-2010, 05:50 AM.

  • #2
    Both sound creepy to me. Yeah I know the law of averages (eventually somebody will say yes), but I just have never understood why some people do that. Have some respect for your fellow humans..or wait do SC's qualify..sometimes I am not sure they do.
    Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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    • #3
      Yeah... and no matter how many times I say I have aboyfriend..

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      • #4
        Guy #2 makes me a sad panda. He gives us SHW fanboys a bad name. I would think we have a bit more class than this. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not all popular with the ladies, but even I know he's doing it wrong. He's casting too big of a net.

        And Guy #1 just ick! I've often wondered what our hk have to put up with. My supervisor, who's a very attractive lady, has told me some of her stories, but I wonder if it's a similar experience with hk.
        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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        • #5
          Some people just see that as a challenge . Just like a ring on a finger, which has always confused the heck outta me.

          As for the bonus story, yeah .. late at night, guy acting frantic/weird..don't blame you one bit.
          Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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          • #6
            Quoth Mytical View Post
            Both sound creepy to me. Yeah I know the law of averages (eventually somebody will say yes), but I just have never understood why some people do that. Have some respect for your fellow humans..or wait do SC's qualify..sometimes I am not sure they do.
            This is a quote from a PUA (pick up artist, quote unquote) forum

            quote:

            You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again."

            "You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now."

            Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit."

            google PUA and see what kind of results you get. Some (i hope that its not most) guys use this as a legitimate method. The "laws of averages" is one of them. Hit on 100 girls with the same schtick and ONE is bound to fall for it.
            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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            • #7
              As you and Mytical are the only fanboys I know I have.. um..
              Yes, you do have more sense than that.

              And I'm really REALLY surprised Amber didn't knock him on his ass. She's taken many a course on how to kick a man's ass.

              Holy HELL whiskey.. Um.. yeah.. that's a long read.

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              • #8
                Sometimes I wonder if I am one of the few fanboys of the kick butt female. Wilting flowers just don't do anything for me. Strong females rule.
                Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                • #9
                  Quoth superhotelworker View Post
                  As you and Mytical are the only fanboys I know I have.. um..
                  Yes, you do have more sense than that.
                  I would think your bf also counts as a fanboy.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth superhotelworker View Post

                    Holy HELL whiskey.. Um.. yeah.. that's a long read.
                    yeah its definately a read and sadly, how SOME guys think. its terrible


                    also, why no mention of fanGIRLS ;___;
                    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Whiskey View Post
                      (Very long quote-type-thingy...)
                      That sounds less pick up artist, more advice-on-how-to-successfully-become-a-domestic-abuser, but what do I know... They could be the same thing, I s'pose.
                      <WARNING> THIS MINION IS COMPLETELY INSANE </WARNING>
                      This Minion brought to you by superhotelworker.

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                      • #12
                        <3 LOL Cause he said Fanboys :P And Whiskey, you could hit on me. I'd welcome it. *purrs*
                        And um.. Hero: He's Biased. Been Biased for 7 years.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth MoscowMinion View Post
                          That sounds less pick up artist, more advice-on-how-to-successfully-become-a-domestic-abuser, but what do I know... They could be the same thing, I s'pose.
                          it is shhhh



                          Quoth shw
                          somethingsomething
                          *suggestive wink*
                          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                          • #14
                            *giggled* Whiskey, you rule.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Whiskey View Post
                              yeah its definately a read and sadly, how SOME guys think. its terrible
                              It works though, and as a result, at least to me, it's fascinating as hell. Makes you question the concept of free will a bit. Some of it is even good advice. That, however... maybe if you wanna become a wife-beater. Still, I like to read the PUA stuff because it gives you a big insight into psychology, especially the social and attachment aspects of it.

                              I don't think I'd ever use any of the tactics though. Hell, who am I kidding... I've never hit on anyone, ever.

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