The difference between skirts and kilts. Bit rude!

[Jangles the Moon Monkey]

What's the difference between a skirt and a kilt?

You wear underwear under a skirt and shoes under a kilt. Lipstick if it's a good day and two shades of lipstick if it's a very good day.

[Treasure]

you know why its called a "Kilt"?










b/c the last asshole to call it a skirt got Kilt

[wolfie]

Young female tourist: What's worn under a kilt?
Scotsman: Nay, lassie, 'tis not worn at all. 'Tis in excellent condition.