A memo to pet supply store customers...

[Subspace_Relay]

A friend of mine is a sales girl for a premium dog food company (some organic health food stuff....but for dogs!) who goes from pet supply outlet to pet supply outlet selling her wares. I've never gone to her workplace to bug her, but I get the impression she roves around the store striking up conversations about pet food and being sales persony. She's very good at it, so I am told. We'll call her BuffaloGal2010. She posted this to facebook today (with very mild edits by me below, mostly one cuss starred out on one chain name removed):

Attention retarded (pet supply store) customers:

I do not care if you think I am sexy. I do not care if you want to surreptitiously watch as I walk away. Hell, I don't even care if you call me sweetie even though you can see my name tag or say that you think I am pretty. HOWEVER I do care if you tell me flat out that I am sexy. I do care if you follow me around the store conversing with your friend about how nice my walk is. I do care if you talk about my figure and then try to grab my waist. F%&k you retarded old men old enough to be my father. I have met people who actually do have mental deficiencies with more tact and class than you.

KE$HA!! TAKE IT AWAY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irgIyKE8RL8

Reposted with her permission.

[chainedbarista]

LOL! best old man song evah!

i agree, what is the deal with these creepy old men, thinking that someone young enough to be his granddaughter would find him attractive? ohh, yah, baby, i love that sunken, wrinkly chest and your ear hair; i could braid that all night long.

[Sleepwalker]

LOL! best old man song evah!
ohh, yah, baby, i love that sunken, wrinkly chest and your ear hair; i could braid that all night long.

I'm out of monitor wipes now.

[Dave1982]

Happened to someone else, so it's more of a sighting.

And yeah, that sort of behavior definitely sucks. Unfortunately, it's all too common. If you're going to ogle someone, at least make some sort of attempt to be stealthy. Openly commenting so you can be heard is *not* stealthy.

[Sapphire Silk]

LOL! best old man song evah!

i agree, what is the deal with these creepy old men, thinking that someone young enough to be his granddaughter would find him attractive? ohh, yah, baby, i love that sunken, wrinkly chest and your ear hair; i could braid that all night long.

Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Brain Bleach! Where's the Brain Bleach!

[Captain Trips]

I've always been taught "look but don't touch." And don't look in a creepy manner.

Most people like to be thought of as attractive, so when I look that's what I mean.
Most people DON'T like to be thought of as "just a sex object" and so I don't leer.