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  • You just can't make this stuff up.

    Rose Ann of Kenora Ontario, Canada seems to get an odd visitor at her house and apparently she's fed up with it.

    Her visitor? Well, I'll let you read it.
    I AM the evil bastard!
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  • #2


    ..wait. She's SERIOUS!!



    Not only do they ring her bell, but they're inconsiderate about it - ringing it early in the morning.

    OMG - too freakin' funny.
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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    • #3
      I love nature, it brings us wonderful gems like this story

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      • #4
        Ummm.....wait WHAT?!

        A frickin DEER is ringing her doorbell?

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        • #5
          Quoth fireheart17 View Post
          Ummm.....wait WHAT?!

          A frickin DEER is ringing her doorbell?

          Better than a door ringing her deerbell. :-)
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          • #6
            Ok, to play devil's advocate:
            DEER are ringing her doorbell, at early hours, (which i dunno 'bout you, but that would make me cranky)
            She can get fined for feeding the wildlife
            and despite attempts to make them go away the are still getting in her yard - around/over a fence, and destroying her property by eating her flowers despite there being a spray on the flowers that is supposed to make the deer not want to eat them....

            and because shes inside the city limits, she can't shoot the dang thing!

            btw - anybody else heard of Lyme disease? you can get it from ticks that feed off of DEER - so I don't know that I would want them on my property either!

            I'd be peeved too - don't know that I'd want an article about in my newspaper - but I'd be more than a little irritated.
            I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

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            • #7
              I hadn't actually given the 'other side' much thought.
              I tend to go with my gut when posting and my first instinct was: this is a funny situation.
              After thinking about it a little more, I can understand that it must be frustrating for her.

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              • #8
                Quoth Treasure View Post
                She can get fined for feeding the wildlife
                and despite attempts to make them go away the are still getting in her yard - around/over a fence, and destroying her property by eating her flowers despite there being a spray on the flowers that is supposed to make the deer not want to eat them....
                1 - She's not feeding them, they're grazing in her yard.
                2 - Anyone who has dealt with deer in the past will tell you that unless said fence is 20 feet tall and is at least solid concrete it is going to do squat all.
                3 - The deer is desperate enough to risk wandering into an area with far more dangers for food. I doubt a silly little spray to make flowers taste bad is going to deter it.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Treasure View Post
                  DEER are ringing her doorbell, at early hours, (which i dunno 'bout you, but that would make me cranky)
                  But....but...how can a deer ring a doorbell?
                  "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                  • #10
                    booping it with their nose ought to work, peppergirl. :3
                    and lord in heaven, I can see how she's upset! I'd call the city in to trap the damned beast!
                    ... I wonder if someone taught it to do that?
                    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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                    • #11
                      That's hysterical!

                      (Cuz it's not happening to me...)
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                      • #12
                        ^Yeah. It's hilarious.

                        But that would be annoying, yeah. And SO WEIRD to look outside and realize a deer is ringing your doorbell!
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                        • #13
                          See - I just get the impression the woman is nuts and that one of her neighbors is fing with her.
                          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                            See - I just get the impression the woman is nuts and that one of her neighbors is fing with her.
                            True, but if she looks out the window at the right moment and sees the deer pressing its nose to the doorbell, that answers that question.

                            Yeah, the mental picture is funny, but I can see why it would be annoying. To say nothing of the $$$ she'd have to put up to make her property more deer-proof (a tall block fence, as lordlundar mentioned, isn't cheap).
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                            • #15
                              I was thinking this over, and some doorbells I have encountered have flip-open cases. I suggest she get such.
                              "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                              "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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