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  • Come On Eileen (NSFW text)

    kinda.

    my BF wanted me to actually post the link to this thread at his message board but... eh. maybe later.

    anyway, at his board someone (I'll call him X) posted a picture of some female and asked for photo editing help. he really wanted photoshop help but all X stated was that he wanted the photo to look like someone had ... "deposited DNA" on the woman.

    at first some of the guys offered some photoshop suggestion but... these are guys. guys with weapons and sick senses of humor.

    one of the guys printed the photo out, did his own um... homemade editing ... on the printout, took a photo of the result and posted it.


    what's the phrase? ... be careful what you ask for...

  • #2
    Okay, I'm officially warped. Halfway through the explanation of what Mr. X wanted I was running through how to achieve the effect in Photoshop.

    It's just like blood splatter only... whiter.
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      lol, but probably not as realistic as what the one guy did for his submission to the effort.

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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        lol, but probably not as realistic as what the one guy did for his submission to the effort.

        He included the depositor?

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        • #5
          thankfully no. just the deposit. i think.

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          • #6
            I imagination that's not what was in mind when they said they were going to take a whack at it.
            Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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            • #7
              The title of this thread is pure genius.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                If I hadn't had the forethought to turn away at the last minute, You'd owe me a new computer screen. As is, I have an exceptionally annoyed cat wet with cola now.
                *~*THIS SIG HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!*~*


                It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.-Elijah Snow

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                • #9
                  I've seen one just like that, except they did the deed right on the monitor instead of printing.

                  I've also seen purposefully bad jobs, such as plain white circles, or the actual word "cum" on the photo.
                  "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                  • #10
                    Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                    Okay, I'm officially warped. Halfway through the explanation of what Mr. X wanted I was running through how to achieve the effect in Photoshop.

                    It's just like blood splatter only... whiter.
                    And half way through the explanation, I was visualizing you hunched over your laptop running through how to achieve the effect in Photoshop. I know you too darned well.

                    Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                    The title of this thread is pure genius penis.

                    ^-.-^
                    Fixed it for you
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #11
                      According to my boyfriend, there's a Shockwave flash program that will do this very thing with any image you feed it. At least, that's the claim.

                      You can thank 4chan for this information.

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #12
                        Must. Resist. Googling.

                        What would the keywords be for that program?
                        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                          Must. Resist. Googling.

                          What would the keywords be for that program?
                          Flash Flash
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #14
                            and he gave me the link.... um. will send in PM if you want.
                            apparently it wasn't from his weapons message board like he thought but it was from one of the MBs at least

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                              According to my boyfriend, there's a Shockwave flash program that will do this very thing with any image you feed it. At least, that's the claim.

                              You can thank 4chan for this information.

                              ^-.-^
                              I don't know what scares me more

                              That I'm fairly sure I know what program your talking about

                              That I HAVE said program, even if I haven't used it yet

                              or that the first two don't fill me with shame
                              *~*THIS SIG HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!*~*


                              It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.-Elijah Snow

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