I was at an all you can eat buffet and witnessed a guy who looked like Mr. Hollywood from 2 Stupid Dogs yelling about his pizza being wrong and complained to the manager I think it was.
Mr. H: I want you to personally cook me a new pizza.
Manager: Sir, I can't do that because the pizza looks fine.
Mr. H: But the pizza is made all wrong. I wanted pepperoni.
Manager: I can get a pepperoni pizza out here but its going to take a few minutes.
Mr. H: Why should I have to wait? There should be a pepperoni pizza out here NOW!
Manager: Sir, calm down.
Mr. H: I will not calm down. I want a refund because you messed up on the pizzas.
Manager: If I give you a refund, you will have to leave. You will get nothing.
Mr. H: I want my money and a few slices of pizza for compensation for having to deal with an idiot like you.
I left at this point because I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This isn't a pizza buffet. You get two different types of pizza if you are lucky. Either cheese or pepperoni.
Mr. H: I want you to personally cook me a new pizza.
Manager: Sir, I can't do that because the pizza looks fine.
Mr. H: But the pizza is made all wrong. I wanted pepperoni.
Manager: I can get a pepperoni pizza out here but its going to take a few minutes.
Mr. H: Why should I have to wait? There should be a pepperoni pizza out here NOW!
Manager: Sir, calm down.
Mr. H: I will not calm down. I want a refund because you messed up on the pizzas.
Manager: If I give you a refund, you will have to leave. You will get nothing.
Mr. H: I want my money and a few slices of pizza for compensation for having to deal with an idiot like you.
I left at this point because I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This isn't a pizza buffet. You get two different types of pizza if you are lucky. Either cheese or pepperoni.
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