Ok, so a couple of sightings today. Not TOO many, but that's largely because I had company today. (Everyone, say hi to xx_wolfie_xx, he's sitting next to me and insisting I write these posts up)
Seriously, these aren't nearly as bad, so please dun be upset with me, but I got off lightly and I celebrate it.
at IKEA
We went to IKEA, just to wander around as part of the day, and everything was fine. I was humming Jonathan Coulton, when I saw Billy (points for reference!!)
We get to the children's section and...there's a child in a stroller.
In the middle of the aisle.
With NO adults around. Anywhere. I'm wondering if she's part of one of the displays, and wolfie looks to see if he can find any kind of adult she might belong to. No such luck.
Seriously, what the hell, people??
At IKEA...again
So, we finish the display floor and wander down to where all the actual merchandise is. As we walk past, we hear angry muttering, and a poor employee uttering the words.
"No, sir. See, this display isn't a set, it is actually made up of DIFFERENT items that we sell and..."
I look at wolfie, he looks at me....and we keep walking...
Creeeeeeeepy!!
This happened as we were driving back from dinner. We pull up to a stoplight in the far left lane, right next to the left turn lane. This red truck pulls up next to us, and I happen to glance over.
There's this girl...sitting there. The window is rolled halfway down and she's resting her face on it, so only her nose and eyes are above the window. And she's....staring at us. I blink, stop what I was saying and wave hello. She looked kind of young, and maybe special needs? I don't know. Wolfie stopped midsentence and looked to see what I was waving at, and then whipped his head immediately to stare back in front.
This girl was creepy!! She wouldn't stop staring, and she had this smile on her face. sort of a shit-eating grin that said "I know where I'm hiding your booodddyyy"
CREEPY!!
And she kept staring until the light turned green. I watched her while looking like I was looking at wolfie, and she kept staring, and never blinked!!
we drive off when the light turns green, and then I start flailing. And shrieking. And then wolfie starts ranting, all "wtf was THAT!?!?! wtf WAS that!?!?!"
Seriously creepy. I kid you not.
So, see? Not too many sightings. USUALLY when I'm out and about with other people the creep/chaos magnet is switched off. Guess it was defective this time. Can't imagine why...
THE END!!
Seriously, these aren't nearly as bad, so please dun be upset with me, but I got off lightly and I celebrate it.
at IKEA
We went to IKEA, just to wander around as part of the day, and everything was fine. I was humming Jonathan Coulton, when I saw Billy (points for reference!!)
We get to the children's section and...there's a child in a stroller.
In the middle of the aisle.
With NO adults around. Anywhere. I'm wondering if she's part of one of the displays, and wolfie looks to see if he can find any kind of adult she might belong to. No such luck.
Seriously, what the hell, people??
At IKEA...again
So, we finish the display floor and wander down to where all the actual merchandise is. As we walk past, we hear angry muttering, and a poor employee uttering the words.
"No, sir. See, this display isn't a set, it is actually made up of DIFFERENT items that we sell and..."
I look at wolfie, he looks at me....and we keep walking...
Creeeeeeeepy!!
This happened as we were driving back from dinner. We pull up to a stoplight in the far left lane, right next to the left turn lane. This red truck pulls up next to us, and I happen to glance over.
There's this girl...sitting there. The window is rolled halfway down and she's resting her face on it, so only her nose and eyes are above the window. And she's....staring at us. I blink, stop what I was saying and wave hello. She looked kind of young, and maybe special needs? I don't know. Wolfie stopped midsentence and looked to see what I was waving at, and then whipped his head immediately to stare back in front.
This girl was creepy!! She wouldn't stop staring, and she had this smile on her face. sort of a shit-eating grin that said "I know where I'm hiding your booodddyyy"
CREEPY!!
And she kept staring until the light turned green. I watched her while looking like I was looking at wolfie, and she kept staring, and never blinked!!
we drive off when the light turns green, and then I start flailing. And shrieking. And then wolfie starts ranting, all "wtf was THAT!?!?! wtf WAS that!?!?!"
Seriously creepy. I kid you not.
So, see? Not too many sightings. USUALLY when I'm out and about with other people the creep/chaos magnet is switched off. Guess it was defective this time. Can't imagine why...
THE END!!
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