You can't make this stuff up..

[draggar]

Perp calls 911 on homeowner because he thought the homeowner had a gun.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/...ex.html?hpt=T2

No word on if the homeowner had a gun but he did have two German shepherds.

[LillFilly]

Taking a shower in the house...Reminds me of the burglar who checked his facebook page while he was stealing and left his page up...

[tacohuman]

Did you listen to his call? It didn't sound to me like he was calling 911 on the homeowner, more that he was calling on himself to turn himself in because he was afraid the homeowner had a gun.

That said, I thought the homeowner was remarkably calm to find a strange man in her shower.

[MoonCat]

Did you see the comment from the person who asked "what's wrong with finding an empty house and taking a shower without hurting anyone?"

The mind boggles.