This is separate from the Great Celery Experiment detailed elsewhere.
So I've been doing some research on making my own wings sauce. Or more accurately, I've been trying to. See, the problem is, it is almost impossible to find any recipes where they make the sauce from scratch, i.e., don't use a premade hot sauce as part of it. Hell, half the recipes on line simply say "Butter and Frank's Hot Sauce."
Well, damn it, I want to make my own version of wing sauce, thank you very much. And I am going to make it from scratch. And I am NOT going to use any premade hot sauce to do it. Why? Because, this is a fucking cookoff, damn it. Anybody can just mix hot sauce and butter. Big whoops. How tough is that? Where's the originality?
Amusingly, in several spots on the web, other people post a similar question, saying they are simply looking for recipes that make the sauce from scratch. And invariably, some condescending person will say "just use butter and Frank's."
This is where my rant should end. But no no no, it's never that simple. While at the grocery store last night, I texted my older sister The Witch asking her a very simple, very specific question. She even got her boyfriend The Ref involved, because he is from Buffalo, and of course, everyone from Buffalo is an "expert" on wings. Just ask them! Of course, he didn't annoy me any less than her. Here is the text log, verbatim (with my thoughts in italics):
JESTER: Salted or unsalted butter for making wing sauce.
THE WITCH: Butter and red hot...that's all you need...salt if you like.
That was NOT what I was asking you. wench! I didn't ask for a recipe. I simply asked which kind of butter I should use.
THE WITCH: That from Buffalo Boy.
Still doesn't answer my simple question.
JESTER: That wasn't my question. I'm creating my own wing sauce from scratch. I just need to know, salted or unsalted for the butter, please. Thanks.
THE WITCH: This is [The Ref]...king from Buffalo...You can use either per your liking.
And that still didn't answer my question, despite the "expert" chiming in. Look, if it's so specific and he's such an expert, why can't he answer one simple fucking question? Grrr.....
So at the suggestion of a lovely lady who was there (who I actually thought worked there!), I went with salted, since that's what her Mama uses.
Still, the whole thing is very irritating.
So I've been doing some research on making my own wings sauce. Or more accurately, I've been trying to. See, the problem is, it is almost impossible to find any recipes where they make the sauce from scratch, i.e., don't use a premade hot sauce as part of it. Hell, half the recipes on line simply say "Butter and Frank's Hot Sauce."
Well, damn it, I want to make my own version of wing sauce, thank you very much. And I am going to make it from scratch. And I am NOT going to use any premade hot sauce to do it. Why? Because, this is a fucking cookoff, damn it. Anybody can just mix hot sauce and butter. Big whoops. How tough is that? Where's the originality?
Amusingly, in several spots on the web, other people post a similar question, saying they are simply looking for recipes that make the sauce from scratch. And invariably, some condescending person will say "just use butter and Frank's."
This is where my rant should end. But no no no, it's never that simple. While at the grocery store last night, I texted my older sister The Witch asking her a very simple, very specific question. She even got her boyfriend The Ref involved, because he is from Buffalo, and of course, everyone from Buffalo is an "expert" on wings. Just ask them! Of course, he didn't annoy me any less than her. Here is the text log, verbatim (with my thoughts in italics):
JESTER: Salted or unsalted butter for making wing sauce.
THE WITCH: Butter and red hot...that's all you need...salt if you like.
That was NOT what I was asking you. wench! I didn't ask for a recipe. I simply asked which kind of butter I should use.
THE WITCH: That from Buffalo Boy.
Still doesn't answer my simple question.
JESTER: That wasn't my question. I'm creating my own wing sauce from scratch. I just need to know, salted or unsalted for the butter, please. Thanks.
THE WITCH: This is [The Ref]...king from Buffalo...You can use either per your liking.
And that still didn't answer my question, despite the "expert" chiming in. Look, if it's so specific and he's such an expert, why can't he answer one simple fucking question? Grrr.....
So at the suggestion of a lovely lady who was there (who I actually thought worked there!), I went with salted, since that's what her Mama uses.
Still, the whole thing is very irritating.
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