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    So, if memory serves me and the Rapture really is the 21st, there should be people disappearing all over the world. Sign in if it's the 21st where you are and you're still with us.

    (no fratching please)

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    Interesting concept......well it's still the 20th here but I will check in tomorrow I guess! I know we have some Australia people where it's tomorrow already....
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    Great YouTube channel check it out!

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    • #3
      I'll be here. After all, I've read Mark 13:32.

      But yeah, if other people disappear, I'll be fairly happy. I could use a few less people around me.

      I'm not a mean person... I just really don't like crowded elevators.
      SC: "Are you new or something?"
      Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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      • #4
        Oh, I hear you. I'm hoping for a few job openings myself.

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        • #5
          Quoth NateTheChops View Post
          Oh, I hear you. I'm hoping for a few job openings myself.
          Or a few less sucky customers ...
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #6
            We're probably going to see a lot of people start begging for scraps after having sold all of their possessions and quit their job, only to have to get everything back just to eke out a basic living.
            SC: "Are you new or something?"
            Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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            • #7
              On the other hand the mental hospitals and psych wards may get filled up with a lot of "End of the World Nekkid Racers". God knows that's what I'd do if I knew for certain the world was going to end tomorrow.

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              • #8
                If the world ends tomorrow my debt goes away YAY!!!!!
                I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                • #9
                  Butbutbut...if the world ends tomorrow I'll never get my digital forensics certificate!
                  "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                  "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                  • #10
                    And beware of the roofs of Satan holding you down!
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                    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth ShadowTiger View Post

                      I'm not a mean person... I just really don't like crowded elevators.
                      Oh that line kills me! I may have to quote you on that.
                      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                      • #12
                        I just insist that the world end *after* I've had lunch tomorrow. I'm getting Pad Thai at the Saturday Market booth, and I look forward to it all week!
                        The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~Author Unknown

                        Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~Cicero

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                        • #13
                          Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
                          We're probably going to see a lot of people start begging for scraps after having sold all of their possessions and quit their job, only to have to get everything back just to eke out a basic living.
                          A lot of them are probably sucky customers. I'm sure they'll manage just fine.

                          Just be prepared for an influx of EW's.

                          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                          And beware of the roofs of Satan holding you down!
                          Too darn funny! I had to save this one . . . .

                          So . . . according to the Chronicle for Higher Education, Camping predicts the Rapture will actually start at 6pm local time on the 21st. Which means for us US based folks, the Rapture will start around midnight Eastern Standard time in those parts of the world where it is 6pm.

                          That gives us about 4 1/2 hours, folks (it's about 1930 EDT as I write this).
                          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                          • #14
                            Camille West says it very well: Getting Raptured.

                            ...well it’s one of those days
                            all of my friends are getting raptured
                            taken away from their rv’s and their pick-up trucks
                            by a heavenly electrolux on super suck...
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              What would you do if you found THIS notice on your door . . . .

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                              They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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