A text message log of a conversation between myself and my boyfriend who has included among his nursing duties tonight, care of an 80-lb, shrieking harpy drug addict:
Me, 2:36 AM: Officially hungry again... heading to Denny's.
Me, 2:54 AM: OMG, it's extremely *my city*'ed in here tonight. So far... black guy passed out on the hood of an SUV, girl dressed as a harlequin, and a white guy and an Indian guy talking about who the father is.
Me, 3:00 AM: black girl in a white tuutuu.
BF, 3:01 AM: Lol you need to tell them you want to take a pic of all of them. Why do I miss the good stuff. I am defnitely going to have to venture out on my nights off.
Me, 3:02 AM: We both need to get out more.
BF, 3:02 AM: Yep
BF, 3:03 AM: I still haven't seen the fun and drunken side of *my city*. (edited for the sake of my boyfriend's anonymity)
Me, 3:03 AM: It's here tonight. Definitely.
BF, 3:04 AM: Cool.
Me, 3:15 AM: Overheard: "Kristina is a fat-butted, skanky bitch. Alicia is beyond atrocious. I mean, they don't even look human!"
BF, 3:17 AM: Lol
BF, 3:17 AM: You should say Christina is an angel.
BF, 3:17 AM: She may be fat butted, but she will walk a mile to save you ass if she had to.
Me, 3:18 AM: The guy at the next table just told his girlfriend that he fucked his best friend, whose name is Dave. She's taking it pretty well.
BF, 3:19 AM: He fucked a guy? Is he at least good looking?
Me, 3:20 AM: Kind of rednecky. Dave stole a gun from the guy's safe. Can you believe it?
BF, 3:24 AM: So he fucked Dave to get his gun back?
Me, 3:25 AM: The theft happened afterward.
BF, 3:26 AM: Mmmmm I wonder what Dave was thinking.
Me, 3:27 AM: Might have been revenge. The redneck just admitted to gf that when he was a kid he "knew" Dave's uncle.
BF, 3:29 AM: Knew? So Dave's uncle fucked him when he was a kid, so he got back at him by fucking Dave?
BF, 3:29 AM: Ask him if Dave was good in bed.
Me, 3:30 AM: God alone knows. His gf is a real trooper hearing all this.
BF, 3:31 AM: Maybe she fucked Dave's mom.
Me, 3:32 AM: Fat girl in an ugly dress is bitching at ex bf for being with a fatter girl.
BF, 3:37 AM: Lol. God I wish I was there. Gonna have to teach you how to record everything for youtube and my enjoyment.
Me, 3:38 AM: I highly recommend the hot fudge brownie.
BF, 3:38 AM: Just gave druggie more pain meds and she called to the front desk before I got back to the front desk asking for more pain meds.
Me, 3:39 AM: She's really that far gone?
Me, 3:45 AM: Heading home.
Me, 2:36 AM: Officially hungry again... heading to Denny's.
Me, 2:54 AM: OMG, it's extremely *my city*'ed in here tonight. So far... black guy passed out on the hood of an SUV, girl dressed as a harlequin, and a white guy and an Indian guy talking about who the father is.
Me, 3:00 AM: black girl in a white tuutuu.
BF, 3:01 AM: Lol you need to tell them you want to take a pic of all of them. Why do I miss the good stuff. I am defnitely going to have to venture out on my nights off.
Me, 3:02 AM: We both need to get out more.
BF, 3:02 AM: Yep
BF, 3:03 AM: I still haven't seen the fun and drunken side of *my city*. (edited for the sake of my boyfriend's anonymity)
Me, 3:03 AM: It's here tonight. Definitely.
BF, 3:04 AM: Cool.
Me, 3:15 AM: Overheard: "Kristina is a fat-butted, skanky bitch. Alicia is beyond atrocious. I mean, they don't even look human!"
BF, 3:17 AM: Lol
BF, 3:17 AM: You should say Christina is an angel.
BF, 3:17 AM: She may be fat butted, but she will walk a mile to save you ass if she had to.
Me, 3:18 AM: The guy at the next table just told his girlfriend that he fucked his best friend, whose name is Dave. She's taking it pretty well.
BF, 3:19 AM: He fucked a guy? Is he at least good looking?
Me, 3:20 AM: Kind of rednecky. Dave stole a gun from the guy's safe. Can you believe it?
BF, 3:24 AM: So he fucked Dave to get his gun back?
Me, 3:25 AM: The theft happened afterward.
BF, 3:26 AM: Mmmmm I wonder what Dave was thinking.
Me, 3:27 AM: Might have been revenge. The redneck just admitted to gf that when he was a kid he "knew" Dave's uncle.
BF, 3:29 AM: Knew? So Dave's uncle fucked him when he was a kid, so he got back at him by fucking Dave?
BF, 3:29 AM: Ask him if Dave was good in bed.
Me, 3:30 AM: God alone knows. His gf is a real trooper hearing all this.
BF, 3:31 AM: Maybe she fucked Dave's mom.
Me, 3:32 AM: Fat girl in an ugly dress is bitching at ex bf for being with a fatter girl.
BF, 3:37 AM: Lol. God I wish I was there. Gonna have to teach you how to record everything for youtube and my enjoyment.
Me, 3:38 AM: I highly recommend the hot fudge brownie.
BF, 3:38 AM: Just gave druggie more pain meds and she called to the front desk before I got back to the front desk asking for more pain meds.
Me, 3:39 AM: She's really that far gone?
Me, 3:45 AM: Heading home.
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