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  • Too bad Retailworkhorse isn't here....(warning: BACON)

    Don't know whether to label this disturbing or a hit...

    It's bacon-scented cologne. I kid you not, someone figured it was a brilliant idea to make BACON perfume/cologne.

    I'm waiting for the Old spice ad now...

    "look at your man, back at me, now back at your man, now BACK to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using musky cologne and switched to Ba-cone*, he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You are on a beach with the man you love. what is in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it is a bowl full of that food you love. It has now turned into bacon. Anything is possible when you smell like Ba-cone and not like flowers. I am on a grill."



    *=that is how it's meant to be pronounced.
    Last edited by fireheart; 06-12-2011, 07:45 AM.
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