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"In addition, the badger was suffering from diarrhoea studded with cherry stones."Quoth PepperElf View PostAm I going to hell for laughing?
Studded turds.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth Lachrymose View Post
btw, I love your avatar...I often find myself watching it for a minute or two when I come across one of your postsI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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A lot of birds die every year from eating fermented fruit & flying into walls & windows.
Maybe that's what happened the other day to a small bird I saw attacking another bird....the other bird bein' a redtail hawk."If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"
Mark Twain
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Quoth Frantic Freddie View PostMaybe that's what happened the other day to a small bird I saw attacking another bird....the other bird bein' a redtail hawk.
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Prodding the reluctant beast with a stick, officers managed to persuade it to leave the road near the town of Goslar in northwestern Germany and to sleep off his night of excess in a nearby meadow.I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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