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  • Garbage Bag Shield...ACTIVATE!!!

    Today, as Ayame was leaving, she noticed the swarm of insects outside and didn't want them to be smacking her in the face.

    Ayame: Hey. Amy. Hand me a bag.
    Amy: Oh, ok. U gonna put it over your hair to keep the bugs out? *grabs a large food bag*
    Ayame: No, not that bag! A garbage bag!

    Ayame took the huge bag and put it over her head. She is a small woman, so the garbage bag went down to her knees.

    Amy: No! Don't do that! You'll suffocate yourself!!

    Ayame proceeded to rip a hole in the bag near her face and wave her hand thru it.

    Ayame: No I won't, see?
    Amy: You're gonna fall and get all tangled in the bag and I won't be able to get you in time!
    Ayame: I'll be ok.

    It was the funniest thing I've seen all day; Ayame, walking thru the parking lot with a garbage bag over her self. She definetly caught the attention of a customer who had a look on his face.

    Me: Ignore her She's...ummm....yeah...
    Guy:
    Answers: $1
    Correct Answers: $2
    Answers that require thought: $5
    Dumb looks are still free.

  • #2
    Clever...she gets a cookie
    "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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    • #3
      Instead of being attacked by fishflies, she is bait for house flies?

      ... I have a good figure for a trash bag... I feel so pretty... - Cheryl Wheeler
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        I wish I'd been there! hahahaha
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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