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  • Chicken Emergency!

    I was standing-by at the entrance to this one store that stays open an hour later than the rest of the mall. Because of that, I can't lock the one mall door closest to that store.

    The mall closes at 9PM.

    9:43PM cue frantic man jumping out of a car at the mall door and RUNNING past me around the corner. I called out that we were closed. He called back

    "I need to see if Ch*ck-F*l-A is open!"

    I was just a little mind-boggled that we've had the same hours for the past 4-years, yet this guy wants chicken at almost 10 at night. I guess he figured if the door was open he had a fighting chance. I felt bad for him, he came back with his head down and looking all dejected.
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  • #2
    It's entirely possible that his wife was pregnant and NEEDED chick-fil-a? I've seen it before.

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    • #3
      I'm not pregnant and sometimes I need chick-fil-a XD

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      • #4
        Question from a confused Canadian: what's a chick-fil-a?

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        • #5
          Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
          Question from a confused Canadian: what's a chick-fil-a?
          It's what you use to fill a chick.


          (Actually, a fast food chain http://chick-fil-a.com/ specializing in chicken and advertising featuring cows promoting "Eat Mor Chikin".)
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          • #6
            So its like KFC? gotcha thanks

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            • #7
              Well, a KFC that closes on Sundays and serves chicken sandwiches.
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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Well, a KFC that closes on Sundays and serves chicken sandwiches.
                And pretty darn-good shakes and waffle fries. I like it a lot more than KFC, unless I just need a bucket of fried chicken. KFC in my area has been serving scrawny little chicken lately. Krogers supermarket has better, plumper baked chicken, frankly.
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                • #9
                  ot: When I saw "Chicken Emergency!" I had a vision of a Chicken running around with a Red flashing light strapped to it's back, and the number #51 painted it's side....god I need to get out more..




                  The food is good at Chick-fil-a but the one of the times we ate at the local one, we asked for cool slaw on the side, and for some odd reason they each gave us our own 32 OZ cup of Cool slaw..


                  Speaking of Chicken joints.. when myself and my wife do the once a year trip to SC for the NASCAR race.. we have to stop at least once at Zaxbys....Blows anything away we have in Ohio.
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                  • #10
                    Mmmm, I love me some Chick-Fil-A.. My stomach however does not like it, it starts making thunderstorm noises about a 1/2 hours after I eat.

                    I was thinking a pregnant wife too..
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                    • #11
                      Chick-Fil-A rocks. Their original chicken sandwiches are awesome. Hubby likes the morning Chick'n Biscuit sandwiches but unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) he'd have to drive about 7-9 miles each way to get one so he rarely does. Also they're closed Sundays, the company was started by someone who didn't think people should have to work on Sundays - I think it was for religious reasons but I could be wrong.

                      This is one of their most famous slogans...

                      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth TowelKing View Post
                        It's entirely possible that his wife was pregnant and NEEDED chick-fil-a? I've seen it before.
                        We'd get this when I worked at KFC: guys desperate for a bucket at 10:00 pm. It always made me laugh. Those poor dudes.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                          ot: When I saw "Chicken Emergency!" I had a vision of a Chicken running around with a Red flashing light strapped to it's back, and the number #51 painted it's side....god I need to get out more..


                          and when it goes out on emergencies, it says "Squak 51 KMG365" (ok, Emergency! was my favorite tv show when I was 5)

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