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  • Meals Under Wheels

    Yesterday my co-teacher J and I decided to take our group out for a walk. When we walk with the toddlers, we have these large wagons that seat six children, and they're buckled up in the seats so they can't climb out. They kind of look like large hayride wagons. A couple of the older toddlers will hold our hands and walk with us, which they enjoy because we let them press the button so we can cross the street.

    We're walking along and I hear J go "Ewwww" and start laughing. I ask her what's so funny and she points to her left. In the middle of the road, for all to see, is road pizza.

    A literal road pizza.

    I don't know how it got there, but a large cheese pizza was laying there in the middle of the road, squashed flat.

    The icing on the cake (er, cheese on the pizza) was when one of my older toddlers, who sounds like a cat on helium, blurts out "EWWW! Nastee!"

  • #2
    at least it wasn't the "road pizza" i was imagining.


    cos <--- that kind of road pizza is a bit grosser

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    • #3
      I was thinking roadkill.
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      • #4
        I can totally picture the entire scene!
        (and yeah... so glad it wasn't a dead critter!)
        "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
        "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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        • #5
          Trust me, we're all glad it wasn't a road critter...fun explaining that to a bunch of two-year olds.

          Just never seen a pizza smack on Main Street before.

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          • #6
            When I was a pup, a friend and I asked her father what the steam coming up from a manhole cover in the winter was. His answer? "Tomato sauce. It gets pumped through tunnels to the pizza stores. More efficient that way."

            He had us going for a few weeks then, and even now it's a running joke. I even had two of my younger cousins convinced.
            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
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            • #7
              at least it was a pizza and not a jar of vlasics, imagine the poor kiddies looking at all that road dill...



              I apologize for the pun

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              • #8
                As you should, Chain!
                ( )
                "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
                "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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                • #9
                  Quoth Chainsmith View Post
                  at least it was a pizza and not a jar of vlasics, imagine the poor kiddies looking at all that road dill...
                  Forget the salmon, someone's in a pickle!
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