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  • What are you... Yoda?

    I had to make calls the other day, reminding customers to bring in discs for their computers, or ask if they wanted to approve repairs etc... when I came upon this gem on one of the units.

    Keith's note: *something about a new motherboard bla bla bla* "Costly it will be."

    Me: What is he, Yoda?


    So.... I had fun with it. I tried calling the customer but he never picked up. So, I noted in the account....

    "Answer the phone he did not".


    But then I realized I marked it as "busy" instead of "no answer" so I made a new log.

    "Correction: answer the phone he did not. There was no busy"


  • #2
    Quoth PepperElf View Post
    So.... I had fun with it. I tried calling the customer but he never picked up. So, I noted in the account....
    Do or do not, there is no try.

    SC
    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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    • #3
      "Strong is the Force, yes"...lol.

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      • #4
        I met him in the swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S. O. D. A. Soda.
        I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda. Y. O. D. A. Yoda.
        Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda.
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          Quoth Seshat View Post
          I met him in the swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S. O. D. A. Soda.
          I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda. Y. O. D. A. Yoda.
          Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda.
          Weird Al! One of my favorites...
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
            Do or do not, there is no try.
            This is one of my BFF's favorite responses to me when I tell her I will try to do something she's asked me to do...lol.

            I used to read MAD Magazine like a fiend and they had a spoof on one of the original trilogy movies once...probably The Empire Strikes Back. The Luke character in the strip asked the Yoda character why he spoke so strangely and his response was, "What the hell expect you from a man who is years old 900...English perfect??" Makes me laugh to this day...
            "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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            • #7
              Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
              Do or do not, there is no try.

              SC
              that's what I was thinking when I typed it in :devil;

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