Weirdest Dreams ever

[Kitten in the box]

[B]What is the weirdest dreams you have every had? I had this dream about a couple days ago:

I was at my house hanging out with Neytiri (from Avatar) and for some reason we were doing prank calls and trying to get ahold of our friends so we could play Halo. Well instead of getting ahold of friends we got ahold of the pentegon and they sent out this lady in a helicopter to tell us to quit calling or she would shoot us. She called from the helicopter and was flying around outside our house with a spot light on trying to find us. Me and Neytiri went out the back door into an open field where we met up with Franklin (turtle) and Arthur the Ardvaark (I thnk they were KQED cartoon characters) we hid outside until the lady in the helicopter (the one that called us) found us and told us aliens were invading the earth and the only way to defeat them was to slap the moon. But to slap the moon and to defeat the aliens we had to get a hookshot and shoot it at the moon. Once we did this the moon flew towards us and we slapped it sending it back into space. We had to do this 3x to kill the aliens. Oh, and the hookshot (was from Ocarina of Time) and made of paper towel rolls. The backround music was ET'in the scene where he flies away with the kids on the bike. I do not remember if we won the battle with the aliens. and some of the friends that were with us helping us out were the brides from the movie Van Helsing So what was your weirdest dream you ever had?

[Mytical]

I've had some crazy dreams, though I think nothing near that odd as yours. Two of my weirdest include my brother.

One was like the shining. Was in the house that was in the movie, but it was my brother who was trying to kill me. Even had him chopping down the door, and sticking his head through it to say "Here's <brothers name>".

The other I was alone in a house, and thought my brother had returned and was trying to scare me because there were noises in the house as if somebody was there. Moments later there was a knock on the door, and it was my brother. No way it could have been him in the house. I tell him somebody is in the house, he wants to investigate, but I talk him out of it. I want to go to the police and report it. We get to his truck, and I make the comment .. "You know if this was a scary movie, the truck would not start."

We get in the truck, but it starts right up. We drive maybe 100' and all four tires on the truck explode, giving us four flat tires..then I wake up. The weirdest part of the dream is that although I have never seen the house in my dream (to my knowledge) once I woke up for some time I could have told you how many tiles were in the bathroom (etc) I knew the place better then I knew my actual place I stay.

[ShadowBall]

Oddly enough, I often don't remember a lot of my dreams. The ones I hate the most are the ones that somehow startle me enough to wake me out of a sound sleep, but I don't know what the hell they were about. I always remember them not being frightening, but I still get scared awake. Once it was so bad I actually got a pretty bad pain in my heart that lasted for a good half hour.

I think a lot of my dreams tie for "weirdest," honestly. Often times they make absolutely no sense. Of the few I recall, I had one some time ago where myself and some friends were in a parking garage at night fighting off zombies and one of my friends met his doppleganger. I also had a dream where I gave birth alone in a bathroom, gagged the baby with a sock, stuffed it in a bag full of rocks and threw it in the river. That was an incredibly vivid dream and I remember all the details from the color of the sky to the time on the digital clock. And I actually woke up feeling relieved; needless to say, that dream further cemented my decision to never have kids because, to be honest, I couldn't guarantee I wouldn't do something crazy when faced with such a scary situation and that dream just felt way too real.

[smileyeagle1021]

my weirdest dream was actually two days ago while I was at the peak of my plague infestation that I am still getting over. I dreamt that I had become immortal (ala Torchwood Miracle Day, except only for myself... for those who aren't familiar with Miracle Day, look it up, great series), and the people made me a god emperor because of it... of course being Miracle Day style immortality, I still felt the full pain of my sickness for eternity so I became a tyrant trying to force my subjects to find a cure.

Though, I much prefer that to my second weirdest dream, which was a quite vivid dream where I pulled over to the side of the road to help someone who was stranded and they ended up shooting me... when I woke up I actually could feel pain where I was "shot"... that dream still makes me shudder to this day.

[chrislb]

I usually have weird dreams but this one really stood out.

I was alone in the woods and it was hunting season. I was wearing a ninja outfit kind of like Kakashi in Naruto. Why I don't really know, but it was pretty comfortable.
I'm not really sure what I was hunting or why all I had was a baseball bat and some pocky. I made my way to a clearing I happened to see in the distance. All of a sudden the woods were covered in fog. Very thick fog. Then I heard giggling all around me.
Creepy childlike giggles. Then the voices started singing a strange chant about some sort of creature that was going to do some bad things to me when it caught me.
I said to hell with that and jumped into the trees and began jumping through them as fast as I could. I heard crashing and growling behind me getting closer and closer. When I finally jerked awake I swear I felt hot breath on the back of my neck. I was so freaked out that couldn't get back to sleep.

[Geek King]

For some reason, I was splitting a hotel room with Patrick Stewart. He was very nervous about performing in Shakespere's Midsummer Night's Dream, and I was trying to talk him through it. We decided to go get some food, and found out the hotel was raising armadillo's in the lobby. We ended up going across the street to Denny's, and I woke up before the food arrived. Oddly, just had that dream a couple of weeks ago, and I can still tell you the conversation we had about how nervous he was despite him playing to larger, more important venues.

[Duelist925]

My weirdest dream was definately a nightmare I had where I was Homer Simpson, in Hell.

And Hell was under construction.

And I was on the scaffolding, crying and beating on the stone walls.

....yeah....

[dalesys]

Trying to play an LP... that some yahoo had been carrying around folded up in their back pocket. It unfolded, but the warps!

[Zellie Crescent]

I don't remember alot of my dreams, the ones I do remember are a little blurry. The nightmares are realistic but I could tell they aren't real, the good dreams are the same, and the.... very good dreams are extremely realistic. (not that that's a bad thing ) And the dreams that involve death of any kind scare the shit out of me.

[chrislb]

Just had another weird one this morning.
My fiancee was my commanding officer and we were the leaders of the local branch of the resistance.
What exactly we were resisting wasn't quite clear. Our enemies appeared to be very large talking spiders. Nasty aggressive buggers.
I was given a mission to protect the Hardees she works for. So me and a number of mexicans that worked there fought off wave after wave of large talking spiders with burgers and salsa.
They really didn't like getting salsa in the eyes. I was pinned down near the fridge and was running out of tomatoes to throw when I finally woke up. I was confused for a while after I woke up.

[Mytical]

Ok I think I may have had the weirdest dream I've ever had recently. I was a groom at a wedding in a medieval castle. The castle was under siege by Vikings (don't ask me how I know they were Vikings, I just do). So me and the bride were dodging arrows..but taking it all in stride. Sort of a 'Oh there is an arrow' *dodge out of the way* type of thing. All I have to say