Possible Game? Cartoon Resumes

[Pedersen]

So, thanks to Wile E.'s resume, I came up with an idea. Why not make chunks of resumes for cartoon characters? It'll give some people some needed practice, and we can have fun with ridiculous stuff, and help each other out with resume writing skills.

So, here's a job entry for Wile E.:

Self-Employed, Desert Springs, Southwestern USA - Inventor and Super Genius
In my continuing quest to capture the Road Runner (and finally have some lunch), I have worked on many devices, ranging from catapults, to rocket sleds, to helicopters. While my success rate has been suboptimal, I feel that it is only a matter of time before I devise the machine that will succeed.

• Built rocket car capable of outrunning the Road Runner. Brakes proved inadequate, but this was still successful
• Used Newtonian physics and mecahanical engineering techniques to devise varieties of catapults (complete with hair triggers) to assist in Road Runner capture

That's one of his jobs. Maybe later I'll post some projects and/or skills for him. What about you all? Elmer Fudd, anyone? Daffy? My Little Pony? Have fun with it, and let's see if you can get a job for your favorite cartoon character!

[SteverinoNY]

Optimus Prime
The Ark
Sonoran Desert, CA

Commander, Autobots 10,000 BC - Present
*Skilled in military tactics, both orthodox and unorthodox
*Excellent hand to hand combat skills, both armed and unarmed
*Strong diplomatic skills
*Team building and coordination
*Inter species liaison between humans and Autobots