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  • How to operate a lift in Australia!

    1. Select floor and cross fingers.
    2. If lift doesn't move, open doors.
    3. Smile self-consciously to confused people waiting in foyer.
    4. Close doors.
    5. Jump once.
    6. Repeat until lift moves.

    This was from a group of parking garage operators who operate in Adelaide.

    And the tagline underneath: "Rates increased monthly-lifts serviced never"

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