So today, we went through our overflowing Lost and Found. We make two piles: Trash and Donations. Employees can sift throught the Donations for anything they may want before it goes off to Goodwill. I myself got a nice, warm, brand-new winter blazer, tags still on!
Anyways, there was one bag of crap that caught my eye, 'cause it had porn in it. A mag and I saw a DVD case. Upon closer inspection, though, the porn was...sticky.
Well, I didn't want to touch it, so I tied up the bag, wrote it all off as trash, and threw it in the trash pile.
About an our later, I hear from the breakroom CW going "Oh...oh my God...what the...?"
She walks into the office. "bhskittykatt! Look at this!"
It was a used penis pump!
Me: "Why the hell are you touching that!?! I wrote that bag off as trash!"
CW: "Well, [Housekeeper] thought something useful might be in there."
Me: "You guys are gross! Bag that sh*t up and get rid of it!"
A few minutes later:
CW: "bhskittykatt! This could fit you!" *brings in some lingerie*
Me: "I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BAG!!!"
I still can't believe CW went through and touched that stuff! I mean, yeah it's been in there for 30 days so it's probably relatively safe, but still! At least wear some gloves or something.
Anyways, there was one bag of crap that caught my eye, 'cause it had porn in it. A mag and I saw a DVD case. Upon closer inspection, though, the porn was...sticky.
Well, I didn't want to touch it, so I tied up the bag, wrote it all off as trash, and threw it in the trash pile.
About an our later, I hear from the breakroom CW going "Oh...oh my God...what the...?"
She walks into the office. "bhskittykatt! Look at this!"
It was a used penis pump!
Me: "Why the hell are you touching that!?! I wrote that bag off as trash!"
CW: "Well, [Housekeeper] thought something useful might be in there."
Me: "You guys are gross! Bag that sh*t up and get rid of it!"
A few minutes later:
CW: "bhskittykatt! This could fit you!" *brings in some lingerie*
Me: "I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BAG!!!"
I still can't believe CW went through and touched that stuff! I mean, yeah it's been in there for 30 days so it's probably relatively safe, but still! At least wear some gloves or something.
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