new workout device NSFW

[PepperElf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA

Tug Toner!

Think: Shake Weight but... more pornographic.

[Dreamstalker]

W...T...F...

Is that thing real? (if not, part of me is expecting to see it on shelves...we always thought there's something vaguely homoerotic about most of the workout-device ads)

[fireheart]

Thank god I wasn't drinking anything!

And one of the comments almost made me fall off the bed laughing (along with the end where they're pulling each other's tug toner):

I'll think I'll wait until the deluxe model comes out with the nice "cool down mist"

[tropicsgoddess]

Tug Toner sure looks like it can give you a killer work out.....

[fireheart]

My boyfriend saw it. Then asked me why he didn't have beefy arms like the guys in the video

[MoonCat]

Oh. My. God.

The guy at the end, walking down the hall....

[dendawg]

Ah...but the commercial fails to mention the side effects of using it.....

Such as premature blindness, or hairy palms....

[PepperElf]

I think you only go blind if you poke yourself in the eye.

as for the hands... eh... you're on your own for that one!

[fireheart]

I wonder what the women's version looks like

[Rapscallion]

I'm already designing one and need volunteers to test it.

Rapscallion

[fireheart]

I'm already designing one and need volunteers to test it.

Rapscallion

Thanks Raps, my laptop now received its own Christmas Dinner (I was eating some leftover ham from today )

[Sheldonrs]

Thanks Raps, my laptop now received its own Christmas Dinner (I was eating some leftover ham from today )

You slammed your ham?

[PepperElf]

poked the pork?

[Sandman]

slapped the salami?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't think I'd want to be the guy who's using the Tug Toner in his car and a cop pulls up to ask what's going on.