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  • Imma blow up your office and beat you up!

    Hiiii everyone
    Hiatus from the forums due to being off on training, so very limited time on the phones as of late.
    Within a few days of being back in my normal, however, I have been quickly reminded of just how many stupid/rude customers there are in this world...*sigh*

    I am working NYE [yay me].
    I just got this call a few mins ago.
    It has made me want to hit the booze early...

    Me - Welcome to *opening spiel*, how can I help you?

    SC - Yeah hi, so I cancelled my policy about 2 years ago and I need you to re-open it because I want to get some dental work done next week and I'll need to claim on it

    Me - I'm sorry sir, if your policy was closed that long ago you would need to open a brand new policy and you would then have to reserve all your waiting periods, so you wont actually be abel to claim on any dental work being done next week if you haven't held any insurance all this time

    SC - You are f*cking kidding me, right? Oh, you are kidding me. This is a joke. An absolute joke. You people are a bunch of low life scammers, you know that? And yeah, I'm talking to you personally. You're scum, you are girl, you are scum.

    Me - Okay sir, well it is advertised in all of our policy documentation, on your website and also on our TV ads that if you cancel your policy and have a gap of more than 6 months, then you would need to rejoin as a new member and serve all waiting periods. 2 years is well outside the allowable time frame, 2 years after a policy is cancelled, it is not even held on our systems anymore

    SC - You've chosen the wrong person to f*ck with, you know that girl?

    Me - Okay. You still wont be able to claim on your dental work next week. Would you like me to organize for a sales rep to talk you throw taking out a new policy for the future?

    SC - I know where your offices are located

    Me - Yes sir, we have a branch here so the location of head office is no secret, it is a publicly available location

    SC - I know where you are and I'm going to drop a bomb on your offices

    Me - Okay sir. So to confirm, you are threatening to drop a bomb on our office here?

    SC - You f*cking heard me. And then after you finish your shift today I'm going to come down there and wait for you and punch you in the face

    Me - Right...

    SC - and there's nothing you can do about it you dumb sh*thead, you don't know who I am, you chose the WRONG person to f*ck with and I'm going to f*ck you up, you go that girl?

    Me - Okay sir. Well I do wish to advise then that your phone number came through when you dialled, I've done a general search on the phone number online and it has come up with your name, mobile and work phone numbers, home address and also the name and registration of your business. So *insert his name that I just found*, I'm just letting you know that as it states when you first dial in, this call has been recorded and I will be referring the call and all of your personal information to police due to the nature of the threats you have made against our offices and also myself

    SC - *CLICK*



    Ah-huh
    Run away, f*ckface, run away....

    My manager as we speak is on the phone with police, so it will be interesting to see how this one plays out...

    Now whose the dumb sh*thead

  • #2
    Fantastic way of dealing with the call!

    Looks like they will be celebrating new years in jail
    the end of an era is not the completion of a destiny. Momentum comes when we believe the best for the future, we keep speaking life into the future, and we commit to the future - Brian Houston

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    • #3
      Mmmm! Love the taste of pwnage - and served piping hot too!
      Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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      • #4
        some people are dumb enough to do the same thing when they get pizza delivered.


        DUDE!!!!! we have a record of your working phone number(s), address(es) and the dates of your last 5 or 6 orders.

        and for that extra side of pownage we keep the credit card slips for 2 or 3 YEARS. take that you CC thief!

        BYE BYE Thanks for playing and you get the set of silver braclettes as a parting gift.
        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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        • #5
          Nicely done, Tilly. Nicely done! I'd love to see the look on his face when the cops show up at the door to interrogate him about terrorism threats!
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #6
            Awesome, awesome, awesome! <-----exactly my response to this story.
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #7
              tilly i've missed your blog postings (and CS postings) so much !!!!! sorry that you have to have a brain dead turnip to make me happy tho

              :-)

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              • #8
                Would you be able to press charges for the threat? Cause that would be awesome.

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                • #9
                  Yes! Please say you pressed charges! You handled that beautifully.
                  http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

                  My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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                  • #10
                    LOL pwned indeed!

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                    • #11
                      Nicely done- way to keep your cool and not let him get to you, makes the pwnage just that much sweeter! ~grin~

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                      • #12
                        Oooo, your Pwnage gave me GOOSBUMPS! Please please keep us updated with what happened to SC Douchwaffle Extraordinare!
                        "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                        • #13
                          Well, the caller can at least look on the bright side while he's in jail.

                          He can get his dental work done for free. Of course, most jail dentists don't offer more than pulling the tooth . . . but it will be free.
                          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                          • #14
                            This call is going to be used for training! You kept your calm beautifully and gave him more than enough rope to hang himself, which he promptly did.
                            No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

                            However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                            • #15
                              What a freaking dumbass. Seriously, after 9/11, how can anybody be so brain-curdlingly stupid as to call in a bomb threat?

                              :looks at page title: Oh yeah, right. Of course.

                              Hope you and your company can press every charge that will stick. He deserves a serious legal ass-kicking, and I hope he gets it!
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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