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    A candidate for everyone

    Hey y'all, I know political things are usually reserved for Fratching, but this is too funny to be passed up. Last week, New Hampshire had their primaries, and one of the candidates was a gentleman named Vermin Supreme. He actually got a bit of airtime on CSPAN, and it's hilarious. If you want, check it out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao
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  • #2
    So far he's got my vote.

    He's got a ready-made campaign slogan! "Give Obama and Romney/Gingrich/whoever the boot!"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      And he supports zombie defense programs. Smart man.

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      • #4
        Free ponies! A pony-based economy! Yay for ponies!
        Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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        • #5
          Hey, it's the Silly Party!
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Moral and Oral Decay!!!

            We need more funny in politics. And not the Palin/Bachmann kind of funny.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Took me a minute to realize the hat was a rubber boot.

              The entertainment rivals the dildo helicopter that buzzed that Russian Conference!
              "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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              • #8
                Here's another option... Vote for the Canada Party!

                (Warning: bad language)
                "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                • #9
                  Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                  Here's another option... Vote for the Canada Party!
                  VOTE GRAVEKEEPER!!
                  ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                  • #10
                    One that someone brought material for to my gaming group many years back: Vote for the Elder Party. Cthulu for president. Why settle for the LESSER of two evils?
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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