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  • the weirdest unfunniest guy ever -_-

    the weirdest old guy ever!
    yeah this guy takes the cake.

    Me: *minding my business*
    Door: *opens cuz the lock is broken*
    Cabbie: *Pulling in an old guy by the arm* This guy says he's staying here.
    Me: *thinking: oh god not another drunk! take him back! -_-* What's his name?
    Cabbie: I dunno. *to old guy* What's your name?
    Drunk: *slurring* I dunnoo whatts yooooo name???
    Cabbie: My name is Bob. What's your name?
    Drunk: MY name is BOB! *babbles incoherently*
    Me: Sorry! There's no Bob in system! Maybe you got the wrong hotel *looks hopefully at Cabbie*
    Cabbie: No he said this one! *to old guy* What's your Name???
    Drunk: Your name is Bob! *giggles happily*
    Me: WTF!
    Cabbie: WTF!
    Me: Sorry since there no Bob you'll have to take him back. If you don't I'll call the police.
    Cabbie: ...
    Drunk: *at mention of "police", attitude change completely* Ok, ok. My name is *gives name of guest* and I'm staying in rm 1300. I was just playing around! Funny huh?
    Me: *not laughing*
    Cabbie: *not laughing, does an about face and leaves quickly*
    Drunk: What? Man tough crowd!

    Keep in mind this guy is over 50. In all my years, never has one acted like two year old. Well ok, they have but not over 50! I'm flabbergasted, and that's a hard thing to accomplish. I'm gonna tell the manager, and see if he can get him banned. I'm tired of putting up with dumbasses like these. Once is too much! :P
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.

  • #2
    Maybe lay down the law next time you have a jokester.

    Be truthful - "Sir, we not only throw out drunk and disorderly 'guests', but we also contact the police if they put up a fight. So no, your joke was not funny."

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    • #3
      Wait, so he was even joking about being drunk? I'd love to know what happened inside the taxi that prompted the cabbie to physically pull this guy into the hotel.
      Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
      Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
      Fiancee: What?!
      Me: Nevermind.

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      • #4
        Quoth thehuckster View Post
        Wait, so he was even joking about being drunk? I'd love to know what happened inside the taxi that prompted the cabbie to physically pull this guy into the hotel.
        Probably sucky to the cabbie as well...
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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