Funny Business Mega Thread

[Kisa]

In case you don't know, I work for a trucking company as a biller. As such, I see many company names on a daily basis and many of them are goofy, strange or flat out disturbing. I dedcided to jot them down and post them here so everyone could have a good laugh. Feel free to add ones of your own!

Some names may not be spelled correctly or may be slightly different because I saved the bill before I copied the name or the image was blurry, so apologies in advance.

Dave's Remodeling Co. (located on Shoddy Hill Dr.)

Skanky Meat (a butchers shop; Skanky was the guys last name)

Hyman Auto Supply

BJ's Wholesale

Daddy's Junky Music

Cummin's Filtration

Chick Master Incubators

Cumming Dairy Delivery

Mary's Clothing (was getting a shipment of cone pants and surplus pants???)

And on a rather blurry bill, I saw what I thought was a business called "Fat Chick". It turned out to be a shipment for a man named Pat Crick, THANK GOD!

[Kal]

I quite like this one; Generic Financial Advice.
Seriously, they had to come up with a memorable name for a financial advice company and "generic" was the best they could do?

[Food Lady]

There's a business here called Vern Kummer's plumbing. It sounds hilarious when it's sung in the commercial.

[dendawg]

The picture speaks for itself

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There's a business here called Vern Kummer's plumbing. It sounds hilarious when it's sung in the commercial.

Those commercials of his are about the most cheesetastic ones on local TV today.

And that's saying something.

[Cookie]

Mike Cox Body Shop - saw that one on the way to a wedding.

Amigone Funeral Home - saw that one on the way to my wedding.

[K'Z'K]

Mother Truckers, a long-haul trucking firm in southern Africa (and others, but this one has a logo with running warthogs, so it wins)

the Jesus Is Love hair salon in Joburg.

the Sleep n' Go, a motel in Mokopane, South Africa (and others, but this is the one I know)

CUM Books, a Christian book store. With 41 locations across South Africa. They actually describe it as a "Christian family book store."

I miss SA.

-K'Z'K

[MoonCat]

How about an antique shop called Up Your Attic?

[dawnfire]

There's a medical waste company called Sweeney Todd, at least they're not in catering.

[Crossbow]

Kum N' Go gas stations
Funk's Livestock
Mario's Express - not too bad, except when it's in a db field limited to 8 characters (Mariosex)


I grew up around Amigone Funeral Home. Add Curtain Funeral Home to that list as well.

[PhiSigGirl1988]

Lube Cube Auto Care
Chicks on Dix (strip club on Dix Rd.)
He Brews (Christian coffee fellowship place)

[Android Kaeli]

There's a few around here, namely Fat Matt's and Fat Man's Dream [ or it could be Ice Cream o.o].

And BJ's Wholesale, those have been around for ages. >.<

[drunkenwildmage]

There used to be a Chinese restaurant around the corner from my house.

'OK Wok'

Not great.. not bad.. just ok..

[houdini]

Morning Wood Carpentry. Sited in a very respectable, expensive location in England

[Food Lady]

There used to be a Chinese restaurant around the corner from my house. 'OK Wok' Not great.. not bad.. just ok..

Oh, yeah, I've seen that in CA. I thought the same thing.