5 idiotic misconceptions about calling customer service

[Mr Hero]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-idioti...er-service_p2/

I'd almost swear the author was a member of this site. I've seen SC stories of every single entry.

[ReadyToRetire]

Aw, you beat me to it. I was just about to post this.

[Cookie]

OMG! Gold!

And just like every person you've ever dated, that's exactly what they want.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Oh, you bastard. You posted a link to Cracked.

There goes my afternoon...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh, you bastard. You posted a link to Cracked.

There goes my afternoon...

Mine too....

[Aethian]

I have the app for my iPhone, it's a wonder that I have time to eat during lunch.

[Mytical]

As a call center rep, all I want to know is..where do I send the gift basket to thank them for this?

[dalesys]

I have the app for my iPhone, it's a wonder that I have time to eat during lunch.

At least until you get distracted for a moment and forget which hand has the Butterfinger™. Crunch! Wail!

[Redbeard]

Can't stop laughing!!!
"1. You've given up and are ready to end the phone call. Because you're a raging dick, this is a good option for them."
Perfect!

[Lace Neil Singer]

I think that the advice on "don't be a dick" works for being a customer in all types of retail. XD

[tropicsgoddess]

OMG THANK YOU!!!! Whoever wrote this really should get a case of beer or a bottle of wine, vodka or any liquor of their choice AND A gift basket for that!