My ex has been drunk texting me. He is so unbearably clueless.
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21st Century Complaint - Drunk Texts
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Becks - Dunk your phone in a glass of booze!
I've never drunk txted someone. Tipsy texted sure, when I had enough drink to not be a fraidy cat around one particular person I liked alot
But due to a combination of Iron guts (tm), Mutant Immune System (tm) and High tolerance for Alcamahol (tm) I can enjoy enough drink (i.e. I dont drink to excess) without getting "WHY U LEAVE ME NAO?" on exe's.
That and I delete their number
Wage - were they atleast entertaining texts?"On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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Quoth ApolloSZ View PostWage - were they atleast entertaining texts?Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
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CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Quoth wagegoth View PostSadly, just a new version of "we can make it work, " crossed with "you are a fucking hateful bitch." And he wonders why we're not together.How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
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*offers Wagegoth cookies and milk* I also have booze if you'd rather.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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I confess, I text my best friend while buzzed....but half the time he's in the same room and my drunk texting is about the same as my fevered texting so it's mostly me talking about being adorable, creepy fish, and ducks. I don't drunk text though because I go from being fairly very buzzed to too sleepy to want to move with no real in between
Quoth wagegoth View PostSadly, just a new version of "we can make it work, " crossed with "you are a fucking hateful bitch." And he wonders why we're not together."Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall
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I got drunk texted recently - it was supposed to be a "booty-text" but it came out complete gibberish, and when I called him back - he was no more coherent.
I was already in bed, and had to work in the morning, so when he called back 2 hours later (no more sober than the last time) I politely passed.... I have my doubts as to his ability to keep up his end of the bargain if I had accepted
When I called him on it later he apologized.... silly boi.I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.
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I've drunk texted my boyfriend. I even sent him a video of me saying hi completely plastered. He responded by taking a video of him and his friend he was with saying hi back!
Before moving in with my ex I texted her while drunk and called her while drunk and stoned. She was less then thrilled with me. :PDriver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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