Go out and ... celebrate! (NSFW)

[PepperElf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

Apparently the date use to be the 7th but now it's the 28th
but the whole month is also national masturbation month anyway so...



go celebrate!

[Victory Sabre]

The late Redd Foxx had a line about that I'll paraphrase here.

A chick came up to me and asked me for a $100 to fuck. $100, and me with 2 good hands. In the morning I can switch lovers.

[PepperElf]

The late Redd Foxx had a line about that I'll paraphrase here.

A chick came up to me and asked me for a $100 to fuck. $100, and me with 2 good hands. In the morning I can switch lovers.

and still have spending money

[Victory Sabre]

and still have spending money

A variation of his joke goes something like this, I'll paraphrase here.

I'll get me a 50 cent bottle of cold cream and hit this son of a bitch, and wake up with 99 dollars and 50 cents in my pocket.

[LillFilly]

There's a celebration for everything now, isn't there?

[Chanlin]

I can't help but keep thinking: there needs to be a set day/month for people to masturbate?