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  • Day of the Decaying Dirt-Laden

    OK, our greenhouse was done earning our store any green, and so on this, the hottest day of the year (until tomorrow, of course), management decided to knock the prices down to lower than, well, dirt.

    Which is perfectly fine. The plants have been dying a slow death the last couple of weeks, and this is with them being kept well-watered.

    But one hitch came up. The price changers wouldn't actually go out on this nice hot day (it's 97° in the shade) and scan the plants with their price guns to process the price changes. So what they did was, ring them up by the PLU#.

    See the fail?

    So we had to use the PLU# and not scan the plants, else the old price rear its ugly head and give the customer Poison Complainy Mouth.

    Once we grokked to that, it was smooth sailing apart from the plant whose PLU rang it up to $50.00. Nice one guys.

    Then apparently the nice boss has actually been outside, because this Sultan of Sweat has been telling some of the customers they can just take some of these dying plants for free and give them a decent funeral in their backyards. Yeah, except they're all dying so why bother selling any of them?

    The only good thing today was that we finally got something in our spray bottles so we can clean up after one of these plantary systems comes through our orbits.

    And nobody else knew the PLU for a flat, so naturally they all asked me. I don't think that PLU was correct (um, $7.99?) but what do I care? I typed it instead of scanning, so there.

    Bonus Story!

    We just got the new Patheticards in. They're hideous! Green and orange. Yuck.

    And now if the customer can't get the savings with the store card and has to use his/her card, he/she can't just sign up for a new card, since there's no application forms because they're switching over to the new cards. Yet I saw a bunch of people brandishing new cards they just got at the desk today. (???)
    Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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    Giving customers things for free may sound like a nice gesture, until they start trying to return the plants for cash/credit because the plants are *gasp* dead/dying. And yes, customers will still be upset they can't get money back for something given to them free.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Oh no. If he did that to me, I'd take a car full. I am a sucker for dying plants. It was terrible when I worked in a greenhouse and it came time to cull the weaklings. 'Nooooo we can save them!!!'

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      • #4
        Slight updates.

        I stopped caring whether it was the correct price if I scanned it, because I want these filthy dusty things out of here already. I actually got to the point where I was giving blank stares to the SCs if they asked me, "This is supposed to be 2/$1.00." (That was a question? )

        Of the fifteen or so Plant Whisperers who made sure they left their mark on our already black conveyor belts, only one actually said, "Sorry I'm getting it a bit dirty". She was the first one, with the smallest order (1 plant). And I was the one who tipped it over by accident.

        Bonus Story, cont'd

        The new cards that the employees get are red with white letters. Most of them haven't seen the customers' new cards and are refusing to believe in the wild color scheme. It's not a rainbow trout fish story, it's a Patheticard!
        Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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