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    For those of you who don't know or don't remember, I am currently working in a grocery store as a cashier. I've got two stories today.

    This week, we have out an entire book of coupons that are all BOGO. All the items in it are store brand, and it applies to very specific sizes of those items. Every item included has a tag (which is fairly large and bright yellow with the exact coupon wording on it) on the shelf that states it is part of the deal. But of course, customers will grab whatever they want...

    I'm ringing up a woman's order and get to the end to run her coupons. Out of seven of them, FIVE are the wrong size or flavor. I call for someone to bring up the correct items and she starts to complain.

    Woman: Why is this taking so long? And why aren't your shelves marked more clearly!? All the signs were right next to the things I picked up! rawrrawrrantrantrawr

    Me: The stocker is bringing your items up, he's just got to grab them from different parts of the store. As for the signs ma'am, they're put beneath the item that they're for, not next to them, just so you know for next time.

    Woman: Well you need to make them clearer! I can't believe how confusing this store is!

    She kept ranting for a few more minutes while I waited for the stock guy to bring up the right items and watched him try his hardest (and fail) to keep from rolling his eyes when he saw how many items he had to put back. The woman kept complaining all the way out of the store.

    *****

    One man I see in the store at least three times a week. He's an older guy, always pretty rough looking, and generally smells like he hasn't showered in a month or two. He always buys only one item at a time. When I ring it through, he'll hand me the cash for the item and start asking other customers for change for the rest of the price. The most recent example is from yesterday.

    He bought a movie, which was marked at 4.99. With tax, it came to something like 5.35. He handed me a $5, then looked to the people behind us and asked if they had 35 cents they could spare. After he repeated himself four or five times, one of them finally handed him the change, I'm guessing just to shut him up. I finished that transaction, gave him his receipt, and expected him to go away. But does he? Of course not. He reaches over and grabs a pack of gum and hands it to me to ring through. Cue 'WTF?!' face from the customers behind him when I ring him up and he hands me a $20 to pay for it. The jerk wasn't short change for his movie! He'd just begged off them for no reason!

    He must have realized the people behind him were not happy with the situation because after I gave him his change, he took off as fast as he could. He does this EVERY time he comes into the store. If there's change on his purchase, he always asks a complete stranger to give him the extra. And if they don't, he'll go on a tirade about how "rude" people are these days.

    Oh and a bonus with this guy... He informed me he was kicked out of one of our other stores and actually banned for 6 months for acting inappropriately toward a female employee. He claims he doesn't remember doing it and that store security was "just being mean to him". And apparently the manager is out to get him. *twitch*
    Last edited by CrystalynRose; 06-19-2012, 04:11 AM.

  • #2
    Hey, SC can only read what they want, never what it actually says and NEVER the fine print.

    Edit: for the 2nd guy, I would have kicked him out so fast that his feet would not have touched the ground till he was a block away.
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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    • #3
      I think I'd have been taking the 35 cents from the $20 and refunding the customer waiting in line. >.<

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      • #4
        For the first person I might have been inclined to reply, "And I can't believe you made it here without wrecking into anything. If you missed five of the seven coupon items, I don't know how you can see driving down here.

        For the second guy, next time he starts asking people, start yelling out, "Don't give him anything people. He did this the last time and whipped out a $20 after people gave him change".

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        • #5
          I would check with your store to see what the policy is on soliciting and panhandling, then stop the guy from asking for change, especially since you know by now he's scamming.
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          • #6
            Quoth CrystalynRose View Post
            Woman: Why is this taking so long? And why aren't your shelves marked more clearly!? All the signs were right next to the things I picked up! rawrrawrrantrantrawr

            Me: The stocker is bringing your items up, he's just got to grab them from different parts of the store. As for the signs ma'am, they're put beneath the item that they're for, not next to them, just so you know for next time.
            She sounds like a Pipistrellus dingus americanus (the American dingbat) - I can't count the number of times my mother unpacked groceries, only to discover she had bought something she hadn't intended. She would focus on the item she wanted and then grabbed the item just to the left of it on the shelf (she's a southpaw) I know this because of the number of times I *saw* her do it, and saved her from herself

            This was when she was still young, like late 30s, early 40s. I can just imagine what grocery runs are like now that she's in her 70s...
            Dad: Why do we only have sauerkraut, capers, turkey Spam, and rusk?
            Mom: What?? Oh for heaven's sake...

            {next mystery basket, on Chopped....}
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            • #7
              Quoth LillFilly View Post
              I would check with your store to see what the policy is on soliciting and panhandling, then stop the guy from asking for change, especially since you know by now he's scamming.
              That was my first thought, saw a store implement that exact same policy on a woman who was asking for people to cover the last bit of her transaction. I was about to hand over some cash myself, when the cashier gave me this tiny shake of her head. Turns out, that lady did it ALL the time, they just needed to catch her that last time so the manager could give her the boot.
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              • #8
                Quoth vikingchyk View Post
                She sounds like a Pipistrellus dingus americanus (the American dingbat) - I can't count the number of times my mother unpacked groceries, only to discover she had bought something she hadn't intended. She would focus on the item she wanted and then grabbed the item just to the left of it on the shelf (she's a southpaw) I know this because of the number of times I *saw* her do it, and saved her from herself

                This was when she was still young, like late 30s, early 40s. I can just imagine what grocery runs are like now that she's in her 70s...
                Dad: Why do we only have sauerkraut, capers, turkey Spam, and rusk?
                Mom: What?? Oh for heaven's sake...

                {next mystery basket, on Chopped....}
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                • #9
                  Why do we only have sauerkraut, capers, turkey Spam, and rusk?
                  Next week, on "Stump the Cook..."
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                  • #10
                    I would check with your store to see what the policy is on soliciting and panhandling, then stop the guy from asking for change, especially since you know by now he's scamming.
                    I have mentioned it, but nothing has come of it so far. I don't know if the people he's scamming aren't complaining about it or if they're watching him to try to catch what he's doing on camera enough times to get rid of him... I'm hoping that its the latter.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth vikingchyk View Post
                      I can't count the number of times my mother unpacked groceries, only to discover she had bought something she hadn't intended. She would focus on the item she wanted and then grabbed the item just to the left of it on the shelf (she's a southpaw) I know this because of the number of times I *saw* her do it, and saved her from herself
                      I doubt this has anything to do with being a southpaw, it sounds like she has a visual-spatial problem. Does she show any signs of dyslexia?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Draco View Post
                        I think I'd have been taking the 35 cents from the $20 and refunding the customer waiting in line. >.<
                        Agreed. I would have handed him change back as "Ok so for the 75cents of gum, that will be 18.90$ in change for you *hands it to him*, and 35 cents for the person who lent you the change *hands it to that person*. Have a nice day." *big shit eating grin*

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                        • #13
                          "Rusk"?

                          *wikipedia to the rescue!!!*

                          Ah, Zwieback.

                          Uhm...Maybe she could put grilled spam on the rusk, and top it with the sauerkraut and capers...? o_O ...What? Hell no, I'm not gonna try it >_>
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                          • #14


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                            • #15
                              Wait a minute

                              First woman, the signs were on the side? Where?

                              Almost every store I go to the prices are above or below the items they price. Usually below the items attached to the shelf the contains the items for sale.

                              I can remember when I saw an item with it's price tag on the side without a big arrow pointing to the said item.




                              Second guy, call out aloud to the customers that he has money and is just a scammer unless you know he is being taped by management already to prove his actions for banning.

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