You Have No Right To Complain If...

[tropicsgoddess]

You have no right to complain if.....

You call in for tech support, request to have a tech out and nobody's home for the appointment after being told that you or another adult (18 or over) MUST be present for the appointment.


Your service is cut off due to your bill being past due.


You decide not to purchase the warranty for your expensive electronics (which costs a little pocket change a month for you) but balk at having to pay so much for the replacement due to your device not being covered.


You fuck up the wiring in your house for your internet, phone, satellite service and have to pay for a tech to come in and correct it.


You don't listen to the tech support rep's instructions and still don't have your issue resolved


You rush the rep over the phone to make your reservation and feel that verifying the reservation is a "waste of time"


If you didn't pay attention to anything the rep said about prices, the hotel, promotions, etc.


You decide to go with El Cheapo Inn instead of Decent hotel and end up with a shitty experience in a shitty neighborhood because you were too cheap to want to shell out for a decent hotel.


Add on your own you have no right to complain!

[Racket_Man]

- --- if you are calling in on a wireless landline phone or a cellphone with crappy reception AND we have to have you repeat just your phone number 4 or 5 times. the same thing IF your reception is SO BAD that your phone repeatedly disconnects and you have to call back multipule times.

----- if you do not bother to actually speak in a clear voice not muymbling, drunk slur, crack slur or whatever slur and we ask you to repeat your order 3 times.

----- if we do not have some "special" or promotional item that went away more than 3 or 4 months ago.

----- if you are told repeated that we will NOT take that $100 bill for a $13 order. same thing if you are told that we no longer take personal checks

----- if you are told WE ARE CLOSED for the night.

[crazylegs]

------ If you phone 999 (UK equiv. of 911) to get an ambulance to give you ibuprofen.

[Divra]

... if you ask me to "mix you something", refuse to answer my questions when I try to determine what you want, and what you get isn't exactly what you wanted.

[Ashaela]

You call me to throw a fit that "NO ONE EVER TOLD ME!" something that is clearly printed three places on the website regarding the application, directly on the application itself, on the email confirming the application, and in the message board correspondence we sent you every time you submitted paperwork for the application.

[Zoom]

...anything whatsoever happens.

Seriously, SCs. You go to a grocery store and there's actual food on shelves!! Imagine in a few years when all store shelves are barren because of [REDACTED to protect the space-time continuum].

[cindybubbles]

... you didn't do your research or call ahead to find out when we serve Peking Duck!

[Ghel]

-- your account is overdrawn, but you don't keep track of your balance in any way.

-- you signed a blank check and gave it to your teenaged child.

-- you handed your debit card to your adult child and expected him to use it responsibly.

-- you had an unauthorized debit from your account six months ago, but you didn't notice it at the time because you never reconcile your account.

-- you lost the cash you withdrew AFTER YOU LEFT THE BANK.

-- the bank returned $1400 worth of rubber checks that you wrote to the casino, and now the casino won't accept your checks.

[rose_metal_nz]

You have no right to complain if...
Your service(s) stopped working for whatever reason days/weeks/months ago and you never told us about it. Asking for a retroactive credit after the issues is/are resolved is useless as we have no way of knowing how long you've been down for if you don't tell us!

[MoonCat]

---Your ad is wrong because you never looked at the FIVE PROOFS we emailed to you. "I wasn't in the office!" is not a valid excuse.

[Marmalady]

... You saw the item you wanted in the store two weeks ago, didn't buy it at the time, and now we are out of stock.

[Racket_Man]

----- if you pay for a $30 order with 6 $1 bills and the rest in coin. YES I WILL slowly count out ALL the change to make sure it is there even it if is all in quarters but I will count it ALL as I was shorted the one or two times I did NOT count it all

I will NEVER pay for any part of a customers order. I do not care if you had to raid Juniors piggy bank or search 5 couches for coins I will count it all.

[Kristev]

See the wet floor cones and the janitor mopping, but insist on walking through the water anyway and then slip on your behind.

Saw the janitor cleaning the women's restroom for half-an-hour, but mindlessly chatted away with the CSMs and cashiers. Then, while I'm cleaning the men's room, throw a fit because I won't let you in.

Hate everything about the Little Shop of Horrors, but continue to shop there day-in and day-out.

Spend all your money on eating out and buying the latest movies without even seeing them first, then can't pay your bills.

[Ghel]

Related to Kristev's last one:

-- you spend all your money at the casino (including money you don't have), then can't pay your bills.

[PandaHat]

When you've broken your sunglasses and you leave to go on holiday tomorrow and you have a really complicated prescription that we need to order in. Not our fault.