you got a bun in the oven or what

[Kitten in the box]

This happened to me just today and I am still pissed off about it that i am going to post it here. K=
RC=Rude Customer
CW: Co worker


I was in line this morning going to grab some milk to drink before work when this shit head customer ahead of me is babbling away to my cw. this is how it happened:

RC: so coconut milk is good? Well how much is it??
CW: *tallies up price* its $3.99 on sale reg $6.99.
RC: Ok i'll get it then. *gives money* then looks my way
RC: MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN OR WHAT??!
K: *looks at RC pissed but didn't say much* what?
RC: Do you have a bun in there? what the hell is it?!
CW: You know that is really rude to say to someone.

At this point I was pissed. I wrinkled up my nose and face in what you would call The Cat Butt Face and snottily reply

K: NO I DO NOT HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN!
RC: you sure?
K: I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. BUN. IN. THE. OV-EN! *rolls eyes and makes sure RC sees it

The woman mutters something and walks off. You would think that was the end of it right? WRONG!! A Little while later RC comes back in becuase she forgot something. As she leaves with her purchases some of them fall out and break outside. she looks at me hopefully

RC: my eggs broke.
K: I'm sorry to hear that. *turns and walks away from the woman leaving her to sort through her mess.

She is going to call the Manager when she gets home to put in a complaint about me but at this point i don't give a damn. (he's dealt with her before and RC is known for being rude to customers and employees alike; i.e. interrupting asking personal info, being rude, and getting mad when they respond negatively)

I know i need to loose some weight but thre are some things you just don't ask a woman. Now if she had been friendly about it and appoligized i would have let it go without a second thought. But being as she's a class a bitch I didn't.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I find saying "That's not something I'm discussing with you." or something to that affect usually snaps the person back to reality. In this case, it probably wouldn't because it would seem she's as stupid as she is rude.

[Crossbow]

"That's not something I'm discussing with you."

You're more polite than I would have been. Granted, if they'd been asking me, they'd have deserved the entire verbal firebomb they got, since I'm male.

Either way, that is never a question that is appropriate. That is so amazingly rude.

[MoonCat]

Talk about rude. Especially the "what the hell is it?" part. At that point I'd have looked her in the eye and said "I was wondering the same thing about that" and pointed at her face.

[CustomerBeatingRobot]

Honestly, I love thick women. Skinny women just don't do anything for me. So don't worry about it. Nothing wrong with being soft.

[PawnPrincess Ardra]

My brother has always said... if the woman in question isn't currently talking about being in labour, DON'T ASK. My brother is a wise man

[lvceline]

I just can't believe how blunt some people can be. What a rude thing to ask someone! Even if you did "have a bun in the oven" it's none of her business and she shouldn't be asking people that. I swear, some people are missing the part of the brain that censors what they say.

[Argabarga]

And she's going to call and complain.... complain about......... you not having a bun in the oven?

Does not compute

[PepperElf]

the evil side of me wants to suggest replies like "yeah, it's your husband's love child" but... i also know you'd get hell for it after you clocked in.

[lobo94]

Honestly, I love thick women. Skinny women just don't do anything for me. So don't worry about it. Nothing wrong with being soft.

Me, too. Nothing wrong with a woman with more to her. However, everything's wrong with the SC.

[lobo94]

My brother has always said... if the woman in question isn't currently talking about being in labour, DON'T ASK. My brother is a wise man

I've got two of those types of brothers. Though the wisest person we ever knew, was our mother. And Mom, God rest her soul, could be very good with the snark, and had no problems using that to put people in their place.

[Food Lady]

First, RUDE! Second, who asks like that?? Third, I would've loved to see you respond with "It's not a baby; it's an eight-pound tumor. Wanna see the ultrasound?" (I'm kidding; I don't condone lying.) Also, you were not on the clock, right? SC's complaint is invalid.

[Kazim]

i favor the response "You are not autorised to recive that information." to personal questions from customers ^^

[Mr Hero]

And what's with "Are you sure? " like you would not remember getting knocked up. Is this question the SC's truth serum?

[Marmalady]

RC: MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN OR WHAT??!

"No, it's just a bag of wind so I'm gonna name it after you"