I think I have had my weeks worth of suck in one long day...
---You Are My Product List---
We have a massive TV range, no one in their right mind knows every TV at every price and its exact location, do not come up to me and ask me for a TV that is 37-42" SMART enabled and costs around £400 and that's a "good brand" - I will not be able to help you. You find out which ones you want and I will tell you info about them.
I can't pick and choose your TV for you and decide what is a good brand, but if you want me to do that, don't reject every TV I give you asking if I have anything else.
---Let me finish my spiel first---
I get you don't want to take out our extended warranty even though it's actually quite good on TV's and I actually DO have it myself, if you still want to leave it that's perfectly fine. At least let me finish my spiel that I am REQUIRED to do before you boldly go "Don't want it" - because you know what you just earned a free 10 minute lesson on how slow I can go explaining all the features that it has and how they benefit you.
If you'd of just shut your cakewhole I could have got through it in 30 seconds and you could of said "No thanks" and that would be that. But no. Still, I get paid for that 10 mins so yeah.
---Sexism---
I actually don't care if you don't like the female who served you last time, she is the only one free to help so if you are going to come over to me to complain there is no one to help you then take her, if you don't want her, don't complain. Beggars can't be choosers. Oh and tell your wife she STINKS of pee. To the point where when she left the air around here still smells of it...Ugh.
---Iono---
If you want to buy something and no one is there to help you have two options.
1) Take the arduous journey across the store, all 60 odd foot of it, and find a sales person - then walk back to show them which you want - meaning you need to take the arduous journey twice.
2) Bring the ticket to the sales person and only make one trip and say "I'd like one of these" (Please (optional, but often preferred))
Do not just hand me the ticket like it fell from the sky and stare at me.
Do not, when I ask you "Yes?" respond with "Yup" - I will not judge you. If you want to buy it. TELL ME!
---Discount---
You want discount on a £50 cable? How much? A free one!? Oh OK then just show me the £2000 TV set you purchasing then so I can consider phoning up the GM for a auth code...oh you want a £100 sound system. Well no, no see that's not going to happen.
You came back and saw a cable for £3 over the road at another shop. Yeah, there's a reason that cable is only £3.....
---You Are My Product List---
We have a massive TV range, no one in their right mind knows every TV at every price and its exact location, do not come up to me and ask me for a TV that is 37-42" SMART enabled and costs around £400 and that's a "good brand" - I will not be able to help you. You find out which ones you want and I will tell you info about them.
I can't pick and choose your TV for you and decide what is a good brand, but if you want me to do that, don't reject every TV I give you asking if I have anything else.
---Let me finish my spiel first---
I get you don't want to take out our extended warranty even though it's actually quite good on TV's and I actually DO have it myself, if you still want to leave it that's perfectly fine. At least let me finish my spiel that I am REQUIRED to do before you boldly go "Don't want it" - because you know what you just earned a free 10 minute lesson on how slow I can go explaining all the features that it has and how they benefit you.
If you'd of just shut your cakewhole I could have got through it in 30 seconds and you could of said "No thanks" and that would be that. But no. Still, I get paid for that 10 mins so yeah.
---Sexism---
I actually don't care if you don't like the female who served you last time, she is the only one free to help so if you are going to come over to me to complain there is no one to help you then take her, if you don't want her, don't complain. Beggars can't be choosers. Oh and tell your wife she STINKS of pee. To the point where when she left the air around here still smells of it...Ugh.
---Iono---
If you want to buy something and no one is there to help you have two options.
1) Take the arduous journey across the store, all 60 odd foot of it, and find a sales person - then walk back to show them which you want - meaning you need to take the arduous journey twice.
2) Bring the ticket to the sales person and only make one trip and say "I'd like one of these" (Please (optional, but often preferred))
Do not just hand me the ticket like it fell from the sky and stare at me.
Do not, when I ask you "Yes?" respond with "Yup" - I will not judge you. If you want to buy it. TELL ME!
---Discount---
You want discount on a £50 cable? How much? A free one!? Oh OK then just show me the £2000 TV set you purchasing then so I can consider phoning up the GM for a auth code...oh you want a £100 sound system. Well no, no see that's not going to happen.
You came back and saw a cable for £3 over the road at another shop. Yeah, there's a reason that cable is only £3.....
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