The only pervert here is you

[spark]

I uploaded a new giant plush picture yesterday, and had to delete two comments speculating about the uses to which said giant plush would be put. *sigh*

Every single time I put up one of the really giant ones, somebody just has to let me know that the only reason somebody would spend hundreds on such a thing is if they're a pervert wanting to hump it.

I don't actually care what a customer wants to do with the things I make, once I ship them out they're not my business any more. But I'm pretty sure that most of my customers just want something nice to cuddle and hug in a totally platonic manner.

And if any of them planned on using the plush as some kind of sex toy, they have been civilized enough to not mention it to me, which is just how I want it! Unlike you, dear commenter, who just couldn't keep quiet about it.

So the only pervert I'm seeing here is you.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Guh. Thank you, anonymous commenter, for only furthering the stigma against furries and similar groups.

Could spark's jumbo plushes be used for perverted purposes? Anything can be used for a perverted purpose if one has the right (wrong?) kind of mind.

Are there people using spark's jumbo plushes for perverted purposes? There's a possibility for it, sure.

Does spark want to advertise that her jumbo plushes can be used for perverted purposes? NO, because that might scare away the customers she has that AREN'T perverts. And yes, they do exist.

Thank you, drive through, door's to your left.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Oh wow. I hope you have the ability to block them as well, because methinks they'll just keep commenting again and again.

I like to cuddle my stuffies, no need to hump it. That's what my dogs do when they manage to ninja by me -.-;

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So the only pervert I'm seeing here is you.

I knew there was a reason I checked out this thread.

[emax4]

That's when you should say, "Great! I'll post your comment on the other furry/stuffed animal threads and repeat what you said so everyone , pretty much the whole world knows what you're doing with them. Since you had to share that info I'm sure you won't mind me helping you out and spread the word.."

[depechemodefan]

Just imagine the pervert when he/she gets in the mail a new jumbo plushy:
hey ma, I got my new jumbo plushy to hump!
or
Hey guys at work, I got my new plushy, and I'm going to hump it!

I have cws who give too much info., like "I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump." or the one who reads Bleach fanfiction and...you know, I just hate TMI.

[Merriweather]

I bet they also giggle when someone uses certain words in normal speech, too - some people just can't seem to get past puberty no matter how many years they live.

I'd be willing to bet that a lot of your giant plushies are bought by well-off first time grandparents-to-be, to sit in a corner by a rocking chair and deocrate the nursery. Definitely the picture I'd rather keep in my head, LOL

[spark]

From what people have mentioned, some parents buy my plushes, but mostly they're bought by geeks as presents for a geeky boyfriend/girlfriend, since I do a lot of geek fandom stuff (pokemon and so on) or by furries who either want to cuddle their own furry character, or likewise want to give a cuddlebuddy of them to a long distance SO. And "cuddle" is not a euphemism. There are some people who just order them and never mention what they're for, but I doubt most of those have done anything perverse either.

It's just the idiots leaving comments about other people who seem to think that everybody else is a perv. And I don't even know what goes through those guys' heads. I literally had one say "I would LOVE to hug this, omg, it's so huge and awesome! But I bet whoever gets it is going to cut holes in it, if you know what I mean."

Yeah bub, sure. You are the only clean and pure person who just wants to hug it, every other person who wants it is guaranteed to want it for sex.

[violiavampyr]

BTW, your Plushies are really cool. I wish I had one of those ponies when I was a kid (can't now, no space!). And I really dig the dragon wings.

[Pixilated]

Ugh. Definitely TMI. I'd wonder if it's even true or if he/she is just going for the shock value. Regardless ... what a jerk.

Also, your creations are gorgeous.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Anything can be used for a perverted purpose if one has the right (wrong?) kind of mind.

Not to go into detail, but there is a reason why so many ER docs and the like get male patients who have, um, decided to get just a little TOO interested in the intimate workings of their vaccuum cleaner's suction.

Perversions and stupid people are a match made in heaven (or hell...)

[lobo94]

There...are...some...strange...people...out there..."slowly shakes head" I remember once, my best friend shared some very interesting pictures he found on line. Let's just say I haven't been able to look at ALF dolls in quite the same way ever since.

[Rena_Muffin]

Ugh, yucky. I seriously think they were just trying to mess with you.

[PepperElf]

and to be honest, back when i was a little kid, i soooo wanted a plushy that was bigger than me. never could afford one tho.

so i'm sure there's going to be some parent who thinks about what they wanted as a kid and decides to make that fantasy come true.

[Kanalah]

Or life size prehistoric creatures.

Because Anomalocaris and Arthroplura are really cool.