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    Today I'm back at [Hospital] Site again (I might as well bring in a bed at this point). This morning I delivered a toner cartridge to a room in the Colorectal department.

    There was no one in the room (a multi-person office) and as I was changing the toner out, I noticed the array of creatively named hot sauces on the shelf above the printer.

    Since the room was empty, I took pictures. Can't upload them from here but I can type up the labels

    -Hemerrhoid Helper - Burns Both Ways! (had a drawing of a doctor in scrubs with a latex glove on and index finger ominously outstretched).

    -Red Rectum (illustration of a guy with pants down and ass in the air with a red jet of flames shooting out)

    -Butt Blazin' Recipe #1: Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce

    -Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner - Elixir of Capsaicin Extremus

    -Rectal Rocket Fuel (illustration of an outhouse launching on a tower of flame from a desert island)

    and lastly....

    -Anal Reaper (complete with a skull for a cap and an actual fabric grim reaper cloak around the bottle)


    Nice to see that the colorectal department has a sense of humor!
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

  • #2
    Well, I guess they gotta do the best they can to make the most out of a shitty job.

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    • #3
      One post and the thread is already in the toilet.
      Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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      • #4
        Quoth csquared View Post
        One post and the thread is already in the toilet.
        No sure S***lock!
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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        • #5
          Were any of the hot sauces made by the company Dogbert was hired by as a consultant? It seems the trendy thing to do at the time for naming a company was to combine a name from astronomy with a term from electronics - and he came up with the name "Uranus Hertz".
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #6
            Those are all real hotsauces, and according to a coworker who likes hotsauce even more then I do, some of those are pretty good.

            Link to them and many other fun bottles http://www.hotsauceworld.com

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