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  • #1

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    PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

    There is a time and a place for being fun and fancy free. Sitting at a blackjack table in a crowded casino is NEITHER the time or the place to be completely naked from the waist down. And it isn't funny - Security was SO uncomfortable when multiple people brought you to their attention and they were forced to confront you. Giggling is not an appropriate response. You did a very wrong, very inappropriate thing!

    Wait... didn't I... WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU. PUT THEM BACK ON!!!

    Security should not have to tell you more than once that you cannot sit bare-assed on our chairs! They shouldn't have had to tell you at all!

    She was escorted out after the second infraction. Her parting shot? "I get a thrill out of the exhibitionism!" Well that's... meanwhile the rest of us have essentially had our eyes sexually assaulted by your exhibitionism. I certainly didn't give permission to be used as your sexual thrill.

    They should have called the fucking cops on you, you sicko.
    Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...
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  • #2
    Buh? Wha? DAFUQ?

    Here. I'm betting you need this more than I do right now.
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    • #3
      Had to cover my mouth here at work. I know it wasn't funny at the time but imagining this made me laugh out loud.

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      • #4
        You know, if there were any kids walking through, that could totally get you on the sex offender registry.

        Stupid twat.

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        • #5
          She should have been arrested for public indecency, at the very least. The first time she was caught.
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          • #6
            Quoth veniteangeli View Post
            PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

            Sitting at a blackjack table in a crowded casino is NEITHER the time or the place to be completely naked from the waist down.
            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
            You know, if there were any kids walking through, that could totally get you on the sex offender registry.
            Somehow I think kids aren't allowed to be in a casino.

            As for her being an exhibitionist, there are amateur porn sites out there that would welcome her posting.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #7
              While kids aren't allowed to be on the casino floor, I have yet to visit a casino that didn't have a walkthrough path for people with minors to get from the front area (usually a hotel) through to the restaurants/clubs/arcades, which are usually at the back of the place.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #8
                Forget the goddamn kids. What about ME?

                I don't buy all this "think about the chillllllldrun" nonsense. Things can be bad, without being bad "for the children".

                And for the record, the front door is R20.

                Not trying to attack you, Andara, but this is a mentality that's increasingly common and it disturbs me - this idea that a thing is bad "for the children" without any acknowledgement that the thing is just as bad when there are no children in the equation.
                Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...

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                • #9
                  Can I bet my fanny on the next hand? :P
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                  She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                  • #10
                    What a creep. And for some reason, I'm shocked this was a woman (shame on me for stereotyping). Just curious, how quickly did security arrive each time, if multiple people got a complaint in?

                    Yuck, I hope she was banned.
                    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                    • #11
                      I don't know exactly. Not more than five minutes the first time, quicker the second. Unfortunately most of their job is crowd control so they're not always available to deal with things immediately, due to being so busy.
                      Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...

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                      • #12
                        Twenty bucks says this woman is nowhere near attractive enough to be strutting around naked as a jaybird.

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                        • #13
                          I've heard of losing your shirt gambling..... but...........
                          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                          • #14
                            I hope they burned that chair ...Or at least introduced it to the wonders of bleach
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                            • #15
                              Quoth EricKei View Post
                              I hope they burned that chair ...Or at least introduced it to the wonders of bleach
                              I say we take off and--



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